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CRANK CAPTIONS
by the Shitters staff



You know how this works? We Shitters here, hilarious bunch that we are, find a particularly laugh-inspiring picture, and then we MAKE IT EVEN FUNNIER through the use of made up captions! It's hilarious! Now you know, here we go.



Boob Morass
While Rock and Austin are going to wrestle one another at WrestleMania, they do not see that there is a Snickers logo on the poster with them!

Shooter Schultz
The Rock Says: "Hey Austin, want a Snickers?" ;-)

GI and Hoe
Austin: "Hey Rock, whatchoo up to?" Rock: "Nothing. Just hiding from Jericho, he causes injuries!" Austin: "So I heard." They both laugh. Austin: "Oh, and Tazz is short." Rock: "He sure is."

Chris Boid
This guy the Rock should die. I hate the Rock.

Generic Szzzulszceski
Couldn't have said it better myself. Well, I'd have used more words.

Luke Junnstunn
This graphic is well done and I cannot think of a joke. Wait, I got one! "Hey Rock, want a Snickers?" Yes, that will do.

Scoot Christ
"Houston, we have a problem. The Rock is--..." Hey, is that a car coming straight at me? Damn, it is! I sure hope it st


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