| Women's humour (WARNING: some of these jokes may be offensive to men) |
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| Going deaf? A great exercise regime for men Put downs & repsonses Hints for finding a man Why men pee standing up Permission form for a night out with the lads The Frog Prince - modern version The Martha Stewart Way - housework tips for the real world Self Sacrifice Bumper stickers for women Gender of a computer Advice for hormone hostages Why won't men listen? Housewife tales |
| Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful. |
| Page last updated 18th April 2003 |
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| If you LOVE something ... set it free. If it comes back ... It was and always will be yours. If it never returns ... It was never yours to begin with. If it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money and never appears to notice that you actually set it free in the first place ... You either married it or gave birth to it |
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