| Quotes from women about women |
| Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened. Cora Harvey Armstrong The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73) I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. -Jan King Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. -Lily Tomlin A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. -Carrie Snow Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. -Laurie Kuslansky A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. -Rhonda Hansome Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. -Charlotte Whitton Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. -Jennifer Unlimited If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb . . and I'm also not blonde. -Dolly Parton You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. -Sue Grafton I think - therefore I'm single. -Lizz Winstead When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. -Elayne Boosler Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man - if you want anything done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. -Gloria Steinem I never married, because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late every night. -Marie Corelli If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck? -Linda Ellerbee I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt |
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