Why Cats are better than Men

Why Cats are Better than Men

1.   Cats keep their opinions to themselves.
2.   Cats don't criticise your mother.
3.   Cats never question how much you're eating.
4.   Cats never claim they know how to fix larger appliances.
5.   Cats understand the importance of beauty sleep.
6.   Cats are happy to let you drive.
7.   Cats always look good first thing in the morning.
8.   One good purr can be worth a thousand words.
9.   Cats don't complain when you get a short haircut.
10. Cats love it when you go shopping.
11. Cats never return the gifts you get them.
12. Cats are able to keep the romance alive.
13. Cats don't have mid-life crises.
14. Cats don't leave the loo seat up.
15. Cats always respect you in the morning.
16. Cats never need a round of applause.
17. Cats never ask if you've ironed their favourite shirt.
18. Cats never ask if you're going to lie in that bath all night.
19. Cats don't ask you to get off your sickbed to do the washing up.
20. Cats never ask if you're really going out looking like that.
21. Cats don't get the hump if you've got a headache.
22. Cats never ask you about your previous boyfriends.
23. Cats think you look great in your towelling robe and fluffy slippers.
24. Cats don't take the last beer from the fridge.
25. Cats don't give you whisker-rash.
26. Cats don't expect you to choose, buy and wrap their families' Christmas presents.
27. Cats don't leave dead teabags on the work surface.
28. Cats don't sulk when you tell them you're going out with your girlfriends.