| New medications for women... |
| Following on from the success of viagra... FROM America, we hear of a new range of medication for women: Empty Nestrogen - highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out. Antiboyotics - when administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving exam results, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up. Menicillin - potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as: "Can I just take you to bed now?" Buyagra - injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration of spending spree. Peptobimbo - liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting. |
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