| It's good to be the woman |
We got off the Titanic first We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses Taxis stop for us We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves If we forgot to shave, no one has to know We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there We have the ability to dress ourselves We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot Thre are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems We'll never regret piercing our ears We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway!! |
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