Disclaimer: This journal is written strictly for entertainment purposes only. So, if you are offended by any of the content, please, please, do yourself a favour and find a sense of humour. Thank you.

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February 14, 2003
Apologies for the total lack of anything new... But a new, hopefully much improved version of this page is coming soon, it's being constructed as you read this. Bye for now!

December 3, 2003
A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend "You won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything."

His friend replies, "That's great, did you get a blow job?"

"Oh, no, I never found her head."

November 30, 2003 - Got Woochata?
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?"
har. har. har.

November 28, 2003 - Still under my control...
Here's a picture for your amusement.

In short, it is a picture of part of my desk. Click here for details.

November 22, 2003 - Em's page has been hijacked!!
Well, not really. More like delegated to me. Since Em is busy with PD, I'll be doing her updates for her. muhahahaha. For those of you who don't know me, click here. Now let's continue. Originally I was going to type out some obscure Star Trek quotes like "THERE ARE 4 LIGHTS" and "Shakka, when the walls fell" but not all of you are familiar with Star Trek. Instead I shall ask this: Why did Fox cancel the show "Skin"???? It was my new favourite show, not because of the soft core porn and hot chicks, but because of the really engrossing story line and excellent cinematography. Ah well, there's always Red Shoe Diaries. For the cinematography.

October 23, 2003
The environmental engineering plant design project is slowly taking over my life. In 2.5 months, i have learned more than i have ever wanted to know about drinking water treatment, especially ultraviolet disinfection. I spend everyday working on plant design. I spent my anniversary working on plant design. I'm going to spend my birthday working on plant design. I still manage to make time for the important things, like personal hygiene. But it's all good, right? Suffering builds character.

October 13, 2003
How come long weekends always seem so short? I spent most of it working on plant design and trying to do a bioprocess engineering problem set. It's kinda discouraging when you're working on a question and you get as far as writing down the given information. And then you're stuck. Then because you can't stand not knowing what to do even after consulting multiple textbooks, you have to go procrastinate. Then your whole day is wasted. Ah, the exciting life of an engineering student...