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Billy: "Have you lost your mind?"
Cyrus: "According to my last psych evaluation yes."

- From Con Air

Baby O: "What's wrong with him?"
Poe: "My first guess would be... a lot."

- Con Air

"Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."

- Garland Greene in Con Air, while "Sweet Home Alabama" plays in background

"Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent--I don't care which one--but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator!"
"Hell hath no fury like a woman�s scorned for Sega"

- Brodie in Mallrats

Ross: "I can't see anything with the door closed!"
Chandler: "...And the inventor of the door lies happily in his grave"

- Ross and Chandler from Friends

"A superiority complex will weigh you down more when traveling at inordinately fast speeds"

- Caitie

"Let's not fight, let's just rip"

- Deborah (of Empire Records)

Dilbert: "I need your help yelling at a guy to make him do his job."
PHB: "Yay"

- Dilbert and his boss

"Look! It's the box for my pitch back! If I still had it I could put it in here!"

- Bart

"There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't"

- Someone at Thinkgeek

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• Gus: Chapter 1
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• Gus: Chapter 3
• Gus: Chapter 4
• Gus: Chapter 5
• Gus: Chapter 6
• Gus: Chapter 7