So, I guess I did write another story. Well, Gus and Greeno are living in Switzerland now. They left California when they realized that there were better jobs in Oregon. They decided that they were living in an inferior state, and it would be like treason to simply move to Oregon. So, they thought of somewhere they hadn�t lived and hadn�t been kicked out of.

Well, Gus and Greeno moved to Switzerland for the main reason that they didn�t know what time it was, which they took to mean they needed watches. When they went there to get a superior watch, they decided it would be simple enough to just not leave. They entertained themselves by attacking oncoming traffic and attempting to drown fish. These activities resulted in excruciating pain and feelings of stupidity since they couldn�t figure out how to drown the fish.

After they had their fill of attacking the traffic, they decided it would be nice to have a night or two in the hospital to make sure they weren�t bleeding internally. It turns out that they were, but since they both seemed to be invincible, they really weren�t too worried about it. Since it did sort of sting, they decided to get operated on. Having lost all their wallet inspector income on the cruise they took, they were completely broke. They went back home and operated on each other, considering their apparent immortality.

Gus told Greeno to operate on him first, since Gus decided his well-being was more important than Greeno�s. So, Greeno cut open Gus and started fooling around. He vacuumed up the blood and taped up the holes in his veins. After he glued him back together, Greeno decided it was Gus� turn to be worked on.

Gus had a different approach to medical treatment. He decided it was a psychological problem that made Greeno bleed.

�Have you done anything you didn�t feel comfortable about in within a year before you started bleeding?� he asked first.

�Well, yeah, there was that time we picked up an apple and told it why we were better than it,� replied Greeno. And then you started cussing at it. Remember?�

�Look, this is about you, not me. So, why did you do it if you didn�t feel comfortable about it?�

�You told me to. What�s your problem?�

�My problem is that you keep talking about me instead of yourself. How can you get better if you keep blaming things on me? Now, get back to talking about this experience.�

�Ok, well, the next thing I remember is that I got kicked in the face by a nature lover.�

�So you think this is what made you hurt?�

�No, I�m pretty sure it was from attacking oncoming traffic.�

�Then why did you tell me about any of that?�

�Because you told me to. Now will you just operate on me so we can move on to something else?!�

�Fine, but afterwards, we need to talk about this some more.�

�Sure thing,� Greeno said, considering that Gus has a terrible memory, so he knows they won�t speak of it again.

Gus got an exacto knife and started cutting up Greeno�s insides, trying to stop the bleeding somehow. He must have been cutting for twenty minutes, but with no luck. He couldn�t find out where the blood was coming from. Then, he realized that it wasn�t blood at all. It was ketchup. But who could have put it there?

He sewed Greeno back up and asked who might have hidden ketchup inside of him. Greeno decided it was Gus, since Gus had earlier stolen all of the ketchup in the world. That out of the way, they decided it would be best to remove the ketchup and have some fries.

They went to McDonald�s. �We would like some fries,� requested Greeno.

�Ok, would you like fries with that?�

�Umm, yeah, sure. I�d like fries. Isn�t that what I just said?�

�Fries isn�t really a lot of food. I�m going to order you some chicken and hamburgers too. That ought to fill you up.�

�No, I only want fries. Nothing but fries. You got that?�

�Ok, so you�ll have one order of fries, a Big Mac, and some chicken nuggets, right�

�No thank you, I only want fries.�

�No, thank you. It�s always great to help. I�ll have it right away.�

�Hold on, just let me check what you wrote down to get me.� Greeno reads the list: a large fry, a couple cheeseburgers, 12 supersize Cokes, 15 McFlurries, and a few 20 piece McNuggets. �You idiot, have you understood a word I said?�

�Ok, that will be $65.37. It�ll be right with you.

Just then, Greeno noticed a gun sitting on the table. He picked it up and threatened to shoot if his demands weren�t met. He asked for fries. Lots and lots of fries.

After they got the fries, Gus told Greeno to lie down so he could get out the ketchup. Greeno said �ok,� so then he did, obviously. Gus cut open Greeno and started looking for the ketchup. He found some pretty quick and dipped his fry in it. It tasted really weird. He called up his buddy, Timbo, who came over and tried it. According to him, it was really just some dangerous chemical, so they probably shouldn�t have any anymore.

Since eating fries was all Gus had planned for the rest of the day, he went to the park. He had a great time playing catch with stray puppies. After a few hours, he went back home to see what Greeno was up to.

�Greeno, where are you?�

He hears a faint moan. After looking around, he finds Greeno still lying down on the table. He forgot to sew him back up! Gus sewed him up and apologized sincerely. But wait, Greeno still wasn�t moving. Could he be dead? The answer is no. After Gus cried his heart out, Greeno got up and started cracking up.

�Ha ha, I tricked you.�

�How dare you. I thought I had lost you.�

�Yeah, I know. that�s what�s so funny. Didn�t you catch that?

�Oh, yeah. I guess that is pretty funny. I guess I was just concentrating on how I was going to kill you!�

�Hey, that�s uncalled for. I was just playing.�

�Fine, I won�t kill you. But I am still angry at you.�

�Yeah, angry like a fox.�

�How dare you, you know I can�t be mad at someone who ends a sentence with �like a fox.��

�Yeah, ok, so now what?�

�Let�s go blow up stuff.�

�No, we almost got arrested last time we did that, let�s get parts in a play and mess the whole thing up.�

�Yeah, that sounds like fun.�

So the next day, they went to the theater and asked for parts in �Cats.� Gus was too ugly to be on stage, so they made him a music guy. They made Greeno the main cat because of his history as a model. He learned all of their lines, and they planned for the fun part.

Near the end of the first showing, they put their plan into action. Greeno�s character was talking with some other guy, and all of the sudden he started acting weird.

�I have something to tell you,� said Greeno. All of the sudden, the music became very slow and depressing. �I�m not really a cat. Think about it. Can cats talk? I�m really...,� He stops.

�Dun dun dun,� plays Gus.

�... a dog. I�m a talking dog.� He turns to face the audience. �I bet you guys didn�t see that coming. I mean, it was completely out of left field.�