5.2.00 rant

Right now I have no content, and am going to go to bed. Sometime I will put content up, I promise, until then, Adam Kos now has a column, so does Meghan Seiple; Fig's column is fresh, and so is Zach's.

On an interesting note, I miss Erin.

5.3.00 rant

I am finally awake and bored enough to begin writing, yet have nothing of substance to offer, so there. Waaaaaaaait....... no, I lost it - nevermind. Um, well lemme think...........

School ends soon, and you know, I am fucking happy about that, but then again, I am not. To clarify, I have not done a 180 degree turn in personality, I just have reasons to stay here. No, I am not being horribly clandestine, as Andrew once asked me, "is there anybody who doesn't know who your someone is?" He made a valid point, so I will flat out say it, I am moving to that magical point on this planet where I am once again 100 miles from Erin. Everybody who has somebody else think back to when school started, and one or both of you left town for school, and you were separated geographically to an annoying fault. If you have nobody else, pretend you were separated from the right half of your body below the neck. Hell, some of you could probably function as well as if not better than now with half the body above the neck gone too, but I digress. I make my point in that you know all too well what I am talking about. I know it is for less time of the year, but during school there is school, not as much free time, and in the summer, when I have no responsibilities to speak of, I am screwed. All you dirty dirty whores who get to move back to close, well, there is a special place in hell for you. I am obviously kidding, and in reality wish you well, in that I enjoy seeing others happy, especially when I am exceedingly happy myself. I will say this, I will be making many trips to Champaign this summer to see the girl that I love, just to spend time with her. I am indeed a sap, so before you say it, I will admit it, and yes I did say I love her, but 90% of you know that, as does the girl herself. The other 10%, well, swallow it down, because that's how it is.

Now that I have included the random emotional interlude to satisfy the status quo, I will make something up.

Seriously, summer is a pain in the ass no matter how much I love it, then again, there is Deer Creek again this year. Speaking of which, if you don't have a fucking brilliant excuse to not go to Deer Creek, you may as well be dead to me. Even some people's excuses(cough cough N'Sync concert cough cough), no matter how legitimate, are not quite what I would call a decent alternative. I am willing to accept some things, from some people, but so help me if you say you just don't feel like going..........your head will look good in my sock drawer : )

I kid you, calm down, I joke because I care, because I want to cheer people up.....okay, that was bullshit, but you know, you don't have to rub it in. Who the hell do you think you are to ignore a great time like that? "I can't afford it" -go to only a day or 2 then moron. "that is a long way away" -that's why we have cars, they move faster than we can walk or run, and don't get shin splints. "I can't get off work" -funny, how you can dictate your schedule any other time, and you had a whole week off to do something for church or sports or your girlfriend/boyfriend, yet can't get 3-4 days off now? Plus, you just ask for said days off in advance, and you will get them off, nobody is gonna be a hardass if you tell em enough in advance. What you're really saying with all of these possible excuses, and yes each one has been said to me and others, is that you lack the mental ability to think ahead, and the social ability to in any setting seek out a good time. Also, it gives a good judge of your I.Q., which is thusly by definition on par with a small child's left pinky toe. That is not aimed at any one person, so no worries, just sending a "don't be an idiot" warning to everybody who is just a chicken shit and won't own up to it. Okay? Okay. (yes, I did get that from you)

I am tired, I am going to lay down or something now, I will add more content later, I think, but we shall see. For now, that is all, check out the new columns listed at the top of the page, as well as the fresh issues by zach and andrew.

Ah, one other note, I am up to 500 hits now on this main site. Granted, a lot were me, but not that many, thanks everybody for having an open mind and sharing some of your time with my thoughts.