February 13, 2001

The above mentioned holiday is a day away, granted, but fuck, I don't want to have to redo all this shit tomorrow, that'd be moronic.

I was initially planning on doing something for tomorrow that would've gotten my ass kicked. Yet decided discretion was the better part of valor on this one.*

*- by getting my ass kicked, I mean figuratively, "they" can't do it physically, "they" be too weak. Also, by "decided" I mean that I fell asleep at around 2 pm on Monday and woke up at 7:15, thus missing my post office window of opportunity.

Fig decided to redo all of the images on and associated with his page, as well as a font color change, to go along with the new content, which was a hurtful slap in the face upon the job I did designing it in the first place. No, not really, actually, I welcome somebody else keeping up with all that shit, there are about 8 different places I have to change shit everytime something of any size comes or goes, and the offloading, no matter how slight, is always a help. That is one reason Mike's content and Jereme's(when there is any) are so refreshing, it cuts out a lot of the busy work on my part.

Zach updated his column as well- something about "boys and girls NOT being the same." I don't know what his ass has been smoking and/or injecting, as the last time I checked, men and women are identical. Wait a second- well, I take that back, they're the same except for that whole different reproductive organ thing. You know, guys have a penis, women have a vegetable, er, fuck, I know it's a "v" word........ lemme think..... shit, are you sure it's not vegetable? Ah well, it's different, that's the point.

OH, and there's that "criminally insane" thing that happens to women as soon as they're born- I think they call that "emotional." I think that's the price women pay for having lost their penises(or is it "penii"?). Maybe that's nature's little trick, not penis envy as Sigmund Freud (Ziggy, as I like to call him) said, maybe it's just that women lost them, and can't quite deal with it, that would explain a lot of why they seem to think of men as "bad."

Oh my, who knows, this will be an argument for the ages, but I still think Zach is wrong, men and women ARE the same, except for that whole "lost penis" thing.

haha, I just realized, my page will now be searchable for all that, haha. shit.

In hindsight, I really should've done that thing that would get my ass kicked, damn the torpedos, though even in light of that, I would not like to get hit with torpedos, that shit would hurt- a lot I am guessing.

I am fascinated by that band "O-Town" that was and is on ABC's Making the Band. By fascinated, I mean I want them to die. No, really, I brought this up for a reason. Their single, of which I was unfortunately exposed to recently via MTV at 3 am when I was physically unable to apply pressure to the button on my remote control with my thumb- is filthy. What?- you say. Well gee think about it, the whole damned thing is about a fantasy of a chick, and the song title is even "Liquid Dream"(or something like that). Still haven't gotten it figured? Gee, let's analyze this, liquid.........liquid is wet.....liquid dream.....wet dream?! Yes, that's right, this song that's in the top 10 on the Billboard charts is all about wet dreams. YAAAAAAAAAAAY

But boy bands are supposed to be all innocent and cute, like Justin Timberlake fucking Britney Spears all over the Super Bowl halftime show, wait, bad example, hmmm, like that Doritos girl getting hit with the chip from the tennis ball shooter thing and getting knocked down because they are even cheesier now. Yes, you read it right, I equated boy bands with Doritos, if you don't like it, who cares? You don't matter. As I've said before, learn it, and you won't be so disappointed with your life once you realize how obtuse your existence is.

Perfect female- that flower is for you. If you think that's you, then it's probably not, the perfect female doesn't even know she is.

As I catch my breath from laughing so hard at the reality of that truth, I am stricken by the fact that it's around 5 am, and I have to work in around 9 hours, so I'm gonna get some sleep, enjoy your greeting card and candy company induced false pretense on which to celebrate love and all the things surrounding it(Valentine's Day).

If you are lucky enough this holiday to find your with someone else, hold them tightly lest you ever let go.

If you find yourself what you think of as alone, don't despair, for every moment you spend alone now, you will be rewarded with a thousand more full of joy at the side of someone who loves you absolutely.

-me