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Do you want to get down with the king? Well drink two glasses of awesome and call me in the morning.

Hey, whats up? This is richie talking. I hope you enjoy this amazing site.I guess I will tell you a little about me. I'm 19 years old. I go to LLCC in Springfield and it blows. I'm going to transfer somewhere that doesn't suck a fatty, but that will be in a couple of years. But this site isn't about school, it is about the amazingly high levels of kick ass, bad ass, and all around bitching that I have. Hopfully with me as your guide, you will improve in the field of kick ass. And maybe one day, you might be able to get down with the king.
             Faithfully yours,
             Richie P.
     "The King of all Whites"