HOLY FUCK, going to LLCC sucks more then a midget going down on Danny Devito. Yeah that's right I said it. Fuck LLCC and Danny Devito. It's not really LLCC itself. I mean who wouldn't like this place it is easy if you go to class. But there my friend is the problem, I hate going to class.
I mean if I can pass test and not go to class why should I have to go (am I right). Here is an example I have went to roughly 50% of my Music Appreciation classes take or take 25%. And on my last test that I didn't even know we had until I showed up to class 15mins late, I got a B+. The same thing happened with my Western Civ class. I show up 25mins late and fuck the test in the ass like it was an anorexic model on crack. But, at LLCC they take attendance for a grade. So it is safe to say I might be fucked. So they can go play a game of hide and go fuck themselves because I'm not coming to class unless they give out free blowjobs and beer and the beginning of class.
Another reason why I don't like going to class is ugly chicks. Out of the 1000 chicks that go there about 800 of them are fat, ugly, and on most cases both. And no, it doesn't end there. These fat ugly bitches dress like sluts. Like fat cheap crack whores. Fucking bellies hanging out, ugly oozing out of their faces making me want to chop my dick off (not really but yeah you get the picture). I hate fat chicks that try to dress like they are hot. Stupid bitches dicks are for hot chicks.
Even more then the fat ugly whales walking around like they got the medicine that papa needs, is the pricks. We have all see the pricks that I'm talking about. I thought Riverton high school had a lot of them but LLCC takes the fucking cake. Here is how you can tell who the pricks are.
1. The collar- these fuckhead are the ones you see with their polo shirts on and the collar popped. Fuck, FUCK, I guess one of the things that happen when you become a prick is you can't tell how gay you look. I mean seriously, does anyone think that looks good. They look like the guys who sit on corners and offer other guys blowjobs. Flip your collar down asshole.
2. Sandals- it could be 30 below and these fucks will still wear them. They are like the mailman with these things no snow, wind, rain, or dark of night, will make these fucks put on shoes. They must think they are living back in the year 28 A.D. and Jesus is there homeboy. If Jesus were around he would smack the fuck out of you, then make you blind for wearing sandals in winter then give you a small dick just for good measure (Oh too late needle dick).
3. Hats- hey, now don't get me wrong, hats are all right. But not the way a prick wears it. They want to be different, there hats can't be worn forward with the occasional backwards badass look, oh no. They put that motherfucker on all crooked, like they are in a gang and are about ready to bust a cap in your ass. Well there Mr. Prick how's about I bust my foot up your ass and we call it a day. I mean you think a guy wearing a cowboy hat in a city looks gay wait till you see these douche bags.
4. Jeans with holes- what happened to the days when you would get made fun of, for wearing jeans that are all fucked up. If you had jeans with holes you were poor and you sucked. Now these dumb fucks pay $80 a pop for these jeans. Here's an idea go into the ghetto and give a bum $5 for his jeans then put them on along with your polo shirt with the popped up collar, sandals, a fucking hats that looked like you hired a retard to put it on your head and then take a drive over to my house give me all of your money then drive somewhere and blow your fuck brains out. And maybe if we are lucky as a society we will rid the world of all of these pricks and I will finally have the money to hire my personal ball washer (big ups to Lewis Black).
Another thing that makes me not want to go to class is the Hall-o-Nigs. Just ask anyone who goes to LLCC and they will know what you are talking about. Here is a little explanation for the uninformed reader. Well it is the main hall at LLCC and it has a bunch of Nigs in it. There you have it Hall-o-Nigs. I don't know about you but I don't like the fact that I feel like I'm going to get shot when my little cracker ass is walking to class. And what the fuck are they all doing in the hallway 15mins after class has started. Do they even go to school at LLCC? Fuck if I know, fuck if anyone knows. What the hell is the security doing? Sure as shit not getting near that cluster fuck of nigs.
Fucking LLCC security. What the fuck! Do you know why they have security at LLCC? From what I have collected the last year and 2 months is they are hired to direct traffic when they are not needed example when there are stop signs and stop lights and 2 just to piss me off and make me later to a class I don't want to go to. These are the pricks I was talking about earlier; they are just 20 years older and just as fucking stupid
So yeah screw going to class.
****I'm not racist