Me: Man Richie what are you going to do with your life?
Then out of no where it hit me like a bag of bricks. I will become a man whore. What could be better then to go around and have sex with chicks? The answer is nothing, not a god damn thing. So from this day on I am a man whore. I know what you are thinking to yourself "Man, now i can make sweet sweet love to Big R at any moment in the day". For the most part, that it true but you must pass my sex test.
#1. You must be a chick (sorry guys)
#2. You have to be hot.
#3. You have to be ready for one night of hot hot sex and a whole lot of fucking awesome.
#4. Girls must supply the condoms and the beer(because Richie likes the beer)
But Richie, this has got to cost an arm and a leg. I mean you are super hot and really bitchin'. Although, this is true you will not have to go sell the farm to get with my fucking sexxy ass. For only $20 you can have a night or romance, dancing, food, and most important I will stuff you like a Thanksgiving turkey. So if any of you lovely ladies are up for some sex maybe a movie and some dinner give me a call.
UPDATE: Now for a special time only, all hot chicks with nice asses and nice racks get a couple free rides on this gravy train.
Contact me for information on free samples.