| Sin City |
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| So yeah a couple of weeks ago and again about 4 days ago I had to pleasure of going to see one of the greatest movies of all time Sin City. This is probably one of the 3 best movies I have ever seen. What's that you ask? What could be better then this masterpiece? Pulp Fiction is one of them and the most kick ass movie of all time Big Trouble in Little China. Yes, Sin City is that good to be placed in the same group as these movies. So let me tell you why Sin city is so amazing. First off Bruno is in it. Bruce Willis kicks ass, anything this man is in is solid gold. The man is such a badass it takes over 8 gunshots to keep this him from fucking shit up. Tu Pac, 50 cent both pussies compared to this badass motherfucker. The second reason why this movie is so beautiful is titties. Assloads and assloads of funbags. I mean every time you turn around there is a hooker shooting people with her knockers blowing in the wind. So, if a lot of hookers and Bruno don't make you want to see this masterpiece how does this do it for you, cannibals. Yeah that's right people eating people! I know I'm not the only one who thinks this is bitchin'. Not only are there cannibals but also there is a priest cannibal. Fucking E-Wood is eating bitches old priest guy is eating bitch, can't get much better then that. Or can it???? Yes, it fucking can! Here is what makes it even better; an umpalumpa gets his donks ripped off, people getting killed with hatchets, people getting hit by cars, someone getting hit in the face with a sledgehammers, bitches that pistol whipping, electrocutions, Irish people getting killed, a wolf eating someone, naked chicks, killing, killing, more killing and Jessica Alba(this bitch is smoking).. That about sums it up. So Sin City is about 1 hour 57 minutes 28.44 seconds of pure orgasm. Just when you think you can't blow your load anymore BAM more shit hits and it is even better then before. So everyone should go see Sin City more then once. The should see it in upwards of 20 times |
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