So I get off work at 10:00 P.M. and come home. Like most nights there isn't anything going on so I do what I always do when i get home, take off my pants and shirt and walk around in my undies. I just walk in circles around my house just in my undies (picture that in your head, yeah it is hot). When I'm walking around I get this feeling in my stomach that I often get. I was hungry. Then I remember a conversation that I had with my sister earlier that day. It went something like this.
Sister: Don't eat my Cap'n Crunch
my response was this
Me: Eat shit and die
well I don't say that but I was thinking it. Anyways fuck her they are in the cabinet fair game motherfuckers. So, I do what most dickheaded little brothers do I plop my ass down on the couch and eat 2 big ass bowls of that shit and needless the say that little pussy box was empty. Fuck her, she should have bought the big box. Well, it isn't my problem anymore it is hers. So, when I was eating those 2 big bowls of crunch berries and laughing to myself (because I thought it was so fucking hilarious) I turned on the TV. I start going down the channels and holy shit guess what's one? Highlander. This just makes my night because I love this movie. I mean how can't you? The one guy that we know is Scottish is playing an Egyptian that is some funny shit. So after sitting they're in my undies and watching the whole movie I deside to pop in the Q Leap DVD and enjoy some time traveling kick ass.
That's about it. I think it was a pretty eventful night. I mean in the span of like 5 hours I pissed my sister off, watched a kick ass movie, and watched that crazy Sammy Beckett and all of his time traveling shenanigans.
Captain Crunch is a dick but his crunch berries are damn good!