| The Beauty of Quantum Leap | |||||
| When I say the beauty of The Leap, i'm not talking about Scott Bakula's devilish good looks. Oh no, I'm talking about the best written, best acted, best directed, all around best fucking TV show known to man Quantum Leap. a couple of weeks ago i spent the best $50 of my life. Was it beer Richie? No my son. Was it hookers? No it was not. I bought gods gift to man. It went a little like this. God: Richie my son. Me: Yes o mighty God? God: I am giving you $50, this is my gift to you. With this money go buy Quantum Leap season one from Best Buy. Watch it, know it. For these are truly my words. After you have seen it, go out and teach my glory. Me: Alright God as you wish. So needless to say, I was smart enough to buy the first season of Quantum Leap on DVD. That is three discs and 7 hours and 8 minutes of pure beauty. For those of you who are awsomely inclined, you should burn in hell. But, seeing that it is my job from God, I will help you by telling you about The Leap. This amazing adventure takes place in the not to distant future of 1999. Sam Beckett, a quantum physicist is working a top secret government project called Quantum Leap. When the government wanted to stop the project, Sam in an attempt to prove that it works leaps to soon! After stepping into the accelrator chamber, Sam vanished. When Sam wakes, he is an air force test pilot in the year 1956. After talking with his holugram friend Al and a computer know as ZIGGY they find out that Sam has to help the person he has leapt into or someone connected to them. And thus the bitchin' begins. In just the first season Sam leap's, get him involved in Watergate, the New York black out, civil rights, and Buddy Holly. Jesus Mary and Joe this is enough to give any man a hard on for weeks. If you want to kick ass and be the life of the party you should go out and buy the first season of this master piece, but don't take my word for it. Matt Roush of USA Today says that "Quantum Leap is one of TV's more imaginative diversions" and John O'Connor of the New York Times says "Quantum Leap is unpredictable". I don't know who these ass clowns are but they know their shit, and i like them. God himself says you should watch The Leap, if you don't you are a Nazi. First season only $50 and now the second season $50 buy it bitches It has come to my attention that some of you are poor "college" so you can watch Sci Fi channel on monday mornings at 1:00A/M. and my God Bless you. |
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