It all happened tonight about 1 hour ago at Zach's house when we (Me, Runk, Zach, and Jake) went up stairs to get some food. When we are up stairs I look around and find some Frosted Flakes and me being the full-blooded balls to the wall American that I am I couldn't turn down some tasty Frosted Flakes. I mean who in their right mind could say no to that one and only tiger with the one and only taste that makes breakfast mother fucking GGRRRRREEAT. So when I snatch the box of Frosted Flakes I see a little picture on the box. This is no ordinary box of Tony the Tiger's magic, oh fuck no, this is a Star Wars box of Frosted Flakes. And what is inside it, none other then a light saber spoon. Yes, you read it right, a light saber spoon. Let me give you a mental picture of this bad lad. The handle looks like one of a light saber and the spoon part is clean until you hit the button. Then that my friend, is when the magic starts. The motherfucker lights up, it lights the fuck up. Fucking blue, the bitch is blue with the push of a button. This spoon is all that and a bag of potato chips with a case of Ice House. It is that bitching. Come on strait up now tell me, is this not the coolest thing ever. I mean it is a spoon and it looks like a light saber. Most people would be happy with just that but oh no, not Tony. Tony puts a blue light in it just to make your balls burst or your ovaries catch on fire. I wish I had a picture of this thing, you would strait up shit yourself if you saw it. No, seriously you would shit in your pants they would be full of logs and logs of shit.
I know what you are thinking to yourself, Richie why are you writing about a spoon. Well my answer to this is go fuck yourself you dick smoker this is my web page. If you don't believe me why not listen to Samuel L. Jackson famous Hollywood badass and all around badest mother fucking in the world. Here is a quote from him he made earlier today and I quote "Mother fucker this (light saber) spoon is super fly T.N.T. bitches." So if Sam Jackson likes it you should too. What better reason do you need? So you need to get some money and buy this box of Frosted Flakes and get this fucking spoon. Because it is truly the spoon of all spoons, the spoon of the gods.
The light in the motherfucker is really bright too. It doens't fuck around.