Slyvester "Sly" Stallone: powers-punching the shit out of things, going Rambo on people and killing people.
Kurt Russell: powers-cat like reflexes, smart ass remarks and killing poeple
Black Eddie Murphy: powers- being black and killing people
Samuel L. Jackson: powers- yelling curse word really fucking loud and killing poeple.
The Blue Ghost of Pope J.P. the 2: powers- pope like healing, catholic wisdom, levitation, and killing people with the wrath of God.
But their arch nemesis The Evil Douche Bag Organization or better known as The E.D.B.O. will do anything to stop them. Their whole purpose is to take over the world and rid it of all things righteous and kick ass. The E.D.B.O. is run by master leader White Micheal Jackson with his special power of controlling little boys to do his will and Captian McDouche Ryan Seacrest whos power is sucking a lot of dick.
Here is how shit goes down in the world of the League of Heros
White M.J.: we need to stop the League of Heros
McDouche: i suck dick.
BAM!!1 door gets kicked in
Sam Jackson: Hey mother fuckers
Sly: hey yo
Kurt Russell: it's all in the reflexes.
Black Eddie: hahaha(Eddie Murphy laugh)
Bruno: Yippie-Ki-Yay mother fuckers
J.P. the 2: blah blah blah(Latin talk)
then White M.J. and Captain McDouche die from the popes wrath of god
Yeah don't fuck with these mother fuckers
Bruce Willis released a cd in the lat 80's called The Return of Bruno and the main song off that cd was "Respect Yourself" if you haven't hurd it you need to because it kicks so much ass it is ridiculous.
This article is shitty and off the fucking wall but it would be cool it if happend