| The Beginning of the End with Harry Potter |
| Welcome to my homepage. Okay so 'm not Harry Potter but who cares. You don't need to know my real name. Basically, I come from the planet Jupiter, worship Dinosaurs and I believe myself to be God. Whether it's true or not you'll have to decide for yourself. We may never know. Anyway, welcome to my world, wipe your feet on the mat and . . . enjoy! |
| Read all about, well . . . er . . . ME! Yes, that's right the schizotypal freak who is the main attraction of Oxford. |
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| Updated daily . . . or whenever I can be bothered |
| Don't parents say the funniest things . . . no, . . . oh, so it's just mine. |
| My psychotic cat has a mind of it's own. Not as innocent as she looks. |
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| Okay, so someone's getting right up your nose and you need to put them down hard . . . Look no further than this page. |
| Your very own Agony Aunt who's here to help with everyday life . . . but she just spits out crap whether it is relevant to life or not |
| The only reason he has his own page is because his quotes are too damn big for mine . . . MEN!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Cat, Lisa and Maria . . . My three best friends in the world . . . Not that I've met everyone yet. Like so many of my mates they are weird, quirky and just like me . . . |
| Obviously girls are better than boys but they can have their own page . . . I s'pose. Meet Steven, James, Carl, Darran, and many more . . . |
| View my new page which shows my Dollz creations . . . woo hoo |
| The redhead with attitude...no, not Ria...my little sister Sophie. Look at what she got up to on her SADA holiday |