| Minnie |
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| It's Satan, herself, yes, Satan is present on Earth in the form of a cat. Mine. Being on Satan's right 'paw' can have both disadvantages and advantages. She can produce the best comedic performance anyone has ever seen, but it's when she turns a little evil, that you want to keep an eye on her. |
| Lets summarise what Minnie means to the family: She's a fleabag who, any day now is going to be slung out into the cold for her evil antics. Often called a fleabag, not that she has fleas, a minger, she does actually ming, and a bitch, yes this is true, the cat has so far managed to keep her home. When you want her to be around, she isn't and when you're too busy, she is. She has her moments, though, and manages to provide highly comical moments which can amuse the family for hours . . . okay, maybe a few minutes. |
| Many have heard of the excuse, "My dog/cat ate my homework', and in my case it is actually true. My cat, one Christmas morning decided to eat my Geography book. To my shock, I then had to go to my next Geography lesson with a note to say 'My cat has eaten my homework'. Did she believe me? Well, if I hadn't had a signed note from my mum confirming the incident, no, but I did have the note and she did believe me. |
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