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Me!!!!!!!!!! . . . continued |
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Ahhhhhhhhhh . . .don't I just look adorable. Okay, so it's not actually me but I'm an angel in real life. I'm not convincing you, am I? Oh well, maybe this page will give you a little insight into the workings of my mind. It's a dark, damp place of no return. |
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First, a little insight from my friends and family. Well, I wouldn't say a little . . . |
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Wise words from Ria (aka Miss Natla):
"Laura is a misunderstood teenage beauty, a scientific genius and a wonderful student. She also likes dinosaurs." |
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Someone called Alex:
"I don't know the woman, yet I'm touched by her obsessive love of dinosaurs" |
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Some wise words from my blonde, yes blonde, friend Catherine:
"Laura is a pleasure and a joy to know, without her I would not know the meaning of the word 'euoplocephalosaurus'. She also has an uncomplicated bra." Okay maybe they weren't as wise as I had first thought.
Of course, upon hearing I was to put the full quote, she burst out:
"You can't put that last part cos' it makes us sound like lesbians!"
I would just like to assure my fans out there that I'm nothing of the sort. |
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From my friend Steven who blames my smell for his failure in his exams:
"You are a nice person and Steven loves you."
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A few words from my very own bumferret, Kerry (aka Kez):
"You amaze me like egg mayo, you sexual, chip eating, mookin." |
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A good old waffle from my senile Mum:
"Laura is an intelligent, witty, sensitive person. She is Harry Potter, Busted and Dinosaur obsessed. She refuses to conform to stereotypical teenage images. Good for her! She makes me laugh and in today's world that's important." |
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From the amazing blonde, yes another blonde, I'm swimming in them here, Emily (Astley):
"It's been great knowing Laura and getting her help with algebra! Just got 1 question . . . why dinosaurs?" |
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Once again, Tom Bruce of Shovelfed, I mean Spoonfed of course, provides a witty comment:
"Laura loves Harry Potter so much, she has gone one step further than other fans - she actually looks like him, scar included."
Not intentionally, of course, my head just met with the wrong end of a hockey stick. Honest!? |
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Okay so me and Tom Bruce are on MSN the other day and all he's saying is 'Wow!'. Well, by this point he's getting on my nerves so I reply to the latest torrent of 'wows', with a perfectly witty comment, such as 'Yes Tom, that is your face in the mirror'. (This could be swapped with 'Yes, it really is that small.) And what does Tom say . . . 'Hey, that was witty!' How could he sound so surprised? I'm always witty . . . aren't I? Aren't I? |
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Okay, so this quote isn't exactly about me, but it has great comedic value, and I have to mention that at the time the speaker was drunk?! He who must not be named . . . makes him sound like Lord Voldemort . . . my arch nemesis, sorry . . . anyway, he is to be known as sex ladle and he says;
"I is drunker than when they is lefting me." |
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