Carl is obsessed with monkeys in a big way and in fact, I'm beginning to think he is one. He is also brainwashing people into thinking he owns a better site than Miss Natla, which could possibly be true. He sounds perfect, so what's wrong...He has so far failed in recognising that my site is the best out there.
Many have described him as a lunatic, while Ria believes 'He is great; but he can't draw camels'. It's true. As always I will now unveil his weirdest quotes to the world. All white is spoken by Carl.
1. I was an unmarried, male housewife (Carl's take on his work experience)
2. Monkey's will one day rule the world (Carl's future plans, and he's counting down the days)
And now, Miss Natla's personal fave
3. My dad turned round and mouthed 'wait there' but I thought he said 'wanker'.
So what did you do?
I kept on following him.