mum

My Mum!!!!!!!!!!

My Mum is possibly the coolest one out there, and believe me there are lot out there. Now they say as you get older, you tend to go a bit . . . you know. Well, not my mum. She's kept her head while those around her have been losing theirs. Okay, so she has her moments, but she's cool and makes me laugh. Plus she's even cooler 'cos all my friends thinks she's funny, and if your friends like her then you might as well take her to school with you. Maybe not. But she's my mum and she's cool. Disagree with me . . . go on, I dare you!?

Any good page would start of with a couple of quotes . . . so, here are some the one herself . . . Watch this space, she could be coming to a theatre near you . . . when she feels like it.

So, let me set the scene. We're on holiday in our little chalet. It's morning and we're all preparing for a long day ahead. My sister, Sophie decided it was her turn to brush her teeth. So, my mum sets off in search of the yellow toothbrush. She starts to look through the toothbrushes in the pot and turns to everyone and asks:
"Which is the yellow one?"
Well, in her defence,it is a perfectly logical question . . . I guess. It now has a permanent sticker wrapped around it with the word yellow written on it for future reference.

One of the few redheads in this world, and proud of it.