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His name's Tom and he goes to a private school. He apparently went to my primary school but he doesn't know me and I don't know him. Still, he's cool. Read on to see the amount of humiliation he has managed to put himself through over the years. Mwahahaha!!!!!!! And before you even begin to think he's special, he only has his own page cos his quotes will no longer fit onto the original page. MEN!!!! It's all me, me, me . . . |
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For one of his languages, Tom studies Russian and as a result went on a russian exchange who was named Dima. This was only the beginning . . . |
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When he got to Russia, the school that was hosting the exchange did a presentation in which they had to introduce their partners. Tom steps up and says:
"y cvoi yest simpatichnoy cimyoy", which he believed to mean "he has a very nice family". It didn't. It actually meant "he has a very sexy family". His excuse - his school hadn't taught him russian slang meaning. Yeah, whatever. Well, as a result the hall, packed with a 100 or so russians, gave him a standing ovation and cheered. |
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If that wasn't enough, Tom made things worse on the plane journey back. While on the plane he said in a loud voice, loud enough for the whole section including teachers, to hear:
"Shave yor f***ing pussy, you f***ing bitch, I f***ing hate you." His excuse was that he was telling his friends of a song he had learnt while at his russian partner's, Sergei's, house with that as the title. And the reason for saying it so loud . . . he had one ear plugged into his CD player so he had no preference to how loud he was speakng.
Yeah, likely story Tom. |
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