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2.It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
3.I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
4.Wow, you've been hit really hard with the ugly stick.
5.Use your brain. It's the little things that count.
6.The less I see you, the more I like you.
7.You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
8.She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
9.At the beautician, do you use the emergency entrance?
10.I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
11.I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
12.What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!
13.You sound reasonable . . . time to increase the medication.
14.You're not paranoid. Everyone DOES hate you.
15.Go on, I know you like me - I can see your tail wagging.
16.Be reasonable. Do it my way.
17.Would you mind standing downwind?
18.I never forget a face, but in your case I'm willing to make an exception.
19.I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
20.Oh, please save your breath to blow up your girlfriend.