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About Me Diaries
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This is basically a selection of some of the complete bollocks I've written over the years. I'm in the process of editing a full-length piece of novel-type bollocks so it's fit for human consumption, but don't hold your breath. I write it for National Novel Writing Month, so it's both long and rushed. In the meantime, content yourselves with the shorter pieces of bollocks (that isn't a sentence). I've been known to write poetry, but rest assured you will not find any here. I have no qualms about inflicting my stories on the world, but said world really doesn't need any more bad poetry being posted on websites. So, you will be spared that, at least. The Evil Elf and the Plot for World Domination The Evil Elf and the Deadbeat Gypsy The Evil Elf and the Christmas Chocolate Conspiracy |