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The Dictionary of Jenisms |
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About Me Diaries
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These
are words in my personal vocabulary that either mean something different
to me than to the rest of the world, or that I have just made up because
I was bored. It’s not likely to make that much sense, but never mind. munter
- person made ugly by horrible personality/lack of personality, who may
well be ugly anyway, but still. bitch
- person one’s crush fancies. wankfox
- nasty git. oxymoron
- airhead. je-ne-sais-pas-ing
- French. Pollickipungz
- any foreign man (yes, there is an explanation for this, available on
request) a
14.20 - a secret kept from you by someone you trusted. NUTS
- (Neurotic Unprovoked Titulative Syndrome) The disease which prompts
someone (i.e. me) to give names (e.g. Fred) or titles (e.g. Mr.) to
inanimate objects (e.g. strawberries, dartboards, freezer bags) or
abstract concepts (love, perseverance, existentialism). Also works with
brand names (Mr. Cadbury, Mr. Smirnoff, Mr. Tesco) Sour
Milk - a friendship/friend gone bad/sour/smelly. a
PIB - (Pop Idol Brain) A stupid person or a barren wasteland, whether
ecological, metaphysical or, erm, anything else. Sainsbury
level - a stupid comment/activity/person. BC –
(Bizarre Crush) Person who has devastating effect on another for no
apparent reason. Whoopsie-doodle
– an exclamation on accidentally committing a clumsy act. a Mischief
– an almost physically perfect male. MAD –
(Monday Afternoon Disease)
a bout of insanity that seems to hit at the same time every week. Having
sandwiches – being, erm, physically intimate, but usually in the less
elegant sense of the phrase, if you catch my drift. Mosquito
– unappealing male who refuses to leave you alone – to buzz off, if
you will. Leprechaun
– male who, when in a club, believes that the correct way to dance is
to flail his legs about like an incompetent Russian dancer. Maggot
– person who is socially beneath you, but you like anyway (term of
endearment) Gald
– person obsessed with world domination; communist. Spangtabulous
– wonderful, great, superlative. Galox
– ignorant person, one who becomes annoying. (Thanks Mark.) Incrofmance
– incomprehensible philosophy. Ish
– a relatively young person going through a pseudo-deep phase. Aardvark
– alternative to “thingy” when the required word has temporarily
slipped the memory. Poslavic
– corrupted form of “polysyllabic”; indicates one with sub-par
intellectual skills. Bollocks
McGrue – expression of annoyance (courtesy of Jess.) Snough
- a cross between a sneeze and a cough. (Also coeeze). Snain
– a cross between snow and rain. Floppenshtickel
– exclamatory term from the same realm as poppycock. (Origins:
mother.) Monkness - to be like a monk, to have a level of monkness. Monkitude - to be in possession of monk attitude. Hence, "monkitude". Spicktionary - a Spanish dictionary. (Origins: father.) Quacktor - doctor. Another father-based word, cleverly combining "quack" and "doctor". Pillockdom - the place in which idiots reside. Living in Pillockdom - phrase indicating a very stupid person. Stop-over in Pillockdom - a generally clever person having a bit of a stupid day. A Pillockdom moment - a stupid comment, sim. blonde moment.
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