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| "I'm sorry. I can't divulge infomation about that customers secret illegal account. Oh crap, I shouldn't have said he was a customer! Oh crap, i shouldn't have said it was a secret! Oh crap, I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal! Ahhh, it's too hot today." "I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!" "This cauldrens got all yuck in it!" "You know better than to plant on Mrs Avery's grave. Where we gonna dance?" "Your Father's battling his arch enemy." "The squirrel's back!?" "No, it's human this time." "Who threw Voodoo Robyn on the floor!? Only I'm allowed to do that." Lisa: "What's in a name? A rose by any other name would smell as sweet." Bart: "Not if you called 'em stenchblossoms." Homer: "Or crapweeds." Marge: "I'd sure hate to get a dozen crapweeds for valentines day. I'd rather have candy." Homer: "Not if they were called scumdrops!" "As a lesbian, I feel that my school provides with MY needs." "I am not losing my hair!" snapped the Dean. "It's just very finelyspaced." "Half on your head and half on your hairbrush," said the Lecturer in Ancient Runes. "No sense in bein' ashamed about goin' bald," said Ricully evenly. "Anyway, you know what they say about bald men, Dean." "Yes, they say 'Look at him, he's got no hair!" said the Lecturer in Ancient Runes. The Dean had been annoying him lately. "Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round, cornbread R square!" "I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down." "Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic So am I" In the immortal words of an art history major: "Do ya want fries with that?" "It is impossible to travel at the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps falling off" "Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, park elsewhere" "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house" "Boldly going nowhere!" |
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