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| "What if there were no hypothetical questions?" "I love it when my Grandparent's try to buy my love" "He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot." "Amber R.I.P. She was bossy and looked like she had doorknobs stuck to her head but the best thing about her was the tension between her and Tai-san who Amber suspected of being from Liverpool and therefore untrustworthy" "Oh, the sulks. Not a proper Hogswatch without everyone sitting facing different walls." "The games were worse." "Worse than kids hitting one another with their toys d'you think? Not a proper Hogswatch afternoon without wheels and bits of broken dolly everywhere and everyone whining. Assualt and battery included." "We had a game called hunt the slipper. Someone hid a slipper. And then we had to find it. And then we had a row." "The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot. Although I never forgot it, I never quite memorized it, either. So what I am left with is the memory of having learned something very wise that I can't quite remember" "When you get upset, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to extend your middle finger." "Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens" "If you can read this, you've just wasted your time on reading the sentence 'If you can read this, you've just wasted your time on reading the sentence' - Twice!" The following quotes were brought to you by Laura, the letter F and the numbers 4 & 7. Nicky: "Mr Bag's not here right now. This is just Nicky and her claws of death!" Tay: "This show, it's called NICKY and friends and NICKY and friends and friends BUT THERES NICKY! you guys can be the friends or the crazy people or the religious people Nicky has to talk to 'cos she worships a plastic bag." Tina: "Nicky! what have you done?!?" Nicky: "I dunno, but it's permanent!" "Uh, my name's Laura... and I'm a throatieaholic" Andy du Fresne (from Shawshank Redemption): "I'm a convicted murderer who provides sound financial planning." Mr Jeffie Weffie: "They dropped flour bombs and one guy nearly got knocked out!!" Tina: "Interesting fact of today: John Lennon threeew a pig out of a window and shouted 'Look, a flying pig!' It was his pet pig." Nicky: "It's not a good day on the nasal front" Nicky: "It would be really funny to go into town and survey random people about random things. Like butter." "Can't you get negative time?" |
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