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| "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears "Australia is a beautiful city" - Taylor Hanson "A zebra does not change its spots." - Al Gore "Survivor, Big Brother, Popstars, Treasure Island. Reality TV is the big thing. But there's something lacking. The shows are all so boring. My suggestion: Street Life. Kiwi politicians are made to live in a South Auckland public toilet. Last one to leave gets a dollar. How long will it be until their common decency outweighs their greed? This is a show that could last for years." "I like pie! You should like pie! Give me some damn pie!" "I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter." "And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...?" "Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done." "Mother, as you grow older, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy!" "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here." Le Chuck: "I'll blast my significant other into the significant other world! That'll show her how much I truly care..." Guybrush Threepwood: "Haggis... thats an un-usual name." Haggis McMutton: "No, Haggis is just a nick-name. My real one is 'The heart liver and lungs of a sheep boiled in it's own intestines.'" Guybrush: "Oh. So your parents were expecting a girl?" Haggis: "Aye." "I'm Not Schizophrenic, And Neither Am I." "When all else fails, lower your standards" "A friend in need is a pest indeed" "Freedon *OF* religion includes freedom *FROM* religion" "If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning" "Smile, everyone loves a moron" "Hello, this is _____'s microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with her tape deck, so I'm stuck with taking her calls. Say, if you want anything cooked while you leave your message, just hold it up to the phone." "Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate" "I was walking down the street, casually minding my own business when there was a frosty breeze. To my horror, my kilt had found something on the ground and had gone to investigate, leaving me primarily naked from the waist down. I say primarily because, due to the cold, I had donned my fishnet stockings. So looking somewhat like a hooker I reclaimed my kilt and carried on my merry way substantually shocked by me own indecent exposure." "I always win. Except when I lose, but then I just don't count it" |
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