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| "Bob was the shortest boy. But what he lacked in height, he made up for in shortness." Kendra: "There's only one word for you. Starts with a 's', ends with a 't' and it's got a 'u' and 'l' in the middle." Max: "Sult?" Kendra: "A dyslexic slut at that!" "I just had this funny feeling we shouldn't be going to Bluff. I said, why are we going to Bluff? It's boring. Let's not go to Bluff." "I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia." "Why? Because I am dumb. I am so damn dumb it would take 10 acts of divine providence to raise me to the sublime height of blissful ignorance. Sir!" "We were riding the pig's back!" Bast: "You know those people who take care of those people? Those people? Those song people?" Dad: "The Village People?" Bast: "No, those people!" "Miranda was now furious. It was bad enough that she'd just lost a case, but now she was being harrassed by a sandwich?" Teacher: "So, how would astronauts exercise in space?" Kristy: "Swimming. Or water aerobics." "I have a migraine headache. That's a fact. If I don't know, who does? Unless I'm lying. Then it's a lie. A lie-fact." "As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath." "Sperms don't have little faces, or little personalities. Well they might, we don't know, do we?" Rachel: "hehe...she looks like a dog!" Laura: "Eh?" Rachel: "yeah, she barks out every word!" Teacher (in barking voice): "RACHEL!" "The total sum of the world's IQ is constant. If the population is increasing, then intelligence per individual is ..." (Think about it) "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." "And if you give us any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small hours and put a bat up your night-dress." - Basil Fawlty "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it." |
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