Christina Aguilera: "Wow, I'm so glad to meet you Mr Brooks. I loved all of your albums!"
Garth Brooks: "Oh yeah? Name one song"
Christina: "Umm... uhhh.... ummmm..."
Garth: "That's OK, I can't name any of your songs either."



George W. Bush: (America's Stupidest President)

"Education is my top priority. However, education is not my top priority."


"Our priorities is our faith."


"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"


"Actually, I -- this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about -- when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me."

"I think we agree, the past is over."

"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's
what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve."
(It was actually Perserverance Month)

"I've changed my style somewhat, as you know. I'm less I pontificate less, although it may be hard to tell it from this show. And I'm more interacting with people."

"I understand small business growth. I was one."


"We ought to make the pie higher."


"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."

"One of the great things about books is that sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."

"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady, in my case."

"The American peoples expectations are that we will fail. Our mission is to exceed their expectations."

"First I'd like to spank all the teachers..."

Unknown: "Are you dyslexic?"
"No, I eat three square meals a day."
(I'll take that as a 'Yes'!)

PEOPLE Magazine: "What do you think of citizens saying you are too... religious?"
"I think they have misunderestimated me."


"And America needs a military where our breast and brightest are proud to serve, and proud to stay."

"I am responsible for all of my mistakes. And so are you."
(Damn, that's a whole lot of responsibility!!)
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