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| "A penny saved can't buy shit" - Bobby Gaylor Rach B.: "What if I died right now, here, what would you do?" Rach A.: "I would say 'Faker, faker, FAKER!'" Rach B.: "What would you do if I was really dead?" Rach A.: "Um... say.. opps" (in a very quiet voice) "You're pulling my hair. Why?" "What do you think of the morning after pill?" "Well, I think you have to be very careful with the morning after pill, because a friend of mine recently overdosed on the morning after pill and got propelled into the future!" "The world owes me so fuck you" "Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell three times and run away ~ He really hates that!!" "Opps, I didn't get him a present. Oh well, I thought about it and it's the thought that counts, right?" "Game: Hitting This game is very simple. With a minimum of two players. You sit facing each other on chairs, someone must play a jolly tune on the piano and you hit each other in time to the music. Whoever's left wins." "He's not as good as John Lennon. He's not even as good as Jack Lemmon. He's not in Lennon's class. Only I am capable of that." - Noel Gallagher rates brother Liam's song-writing talent. "If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie." "No matter where you go, there you are!" "Hope miserable yuppie loses shirt in stock market" "Ahhh, it's you again! I thought I killed you last time, no?" - Graeme to spider "Black, Brown, White or Pakistani. We all come from one place.. The punani. Dat where me come from and dat is the place what me like to visit as often as me can." - Ali G "One dollar for eternal happiness?... I'd rather keep the dollar." - Mr Burns "A naked knee beneath the kilt is not a seemly site" - Mrs Newman "Gwain and Twyla, who'd been named by people who apparently loved them.." "Thee leetle egg cavorted gay-lee enn zee leetle sheep ranzacking zee sheep 4 heroin 2 take back to zee leetle peleece station... the end" - Tina's random txt "Thee leetle rose-red schizophrenic spasmed gay-lee een zee Boot Camp weeth hees leetle blue sunglah-siz...." Tina's random txt "I am NOT immature, you big bed-wetting doody head!" Tiger Woods: "Oh, Christina, I love your music, I have all your CDs, rutabuga blah blah... Christina Aguilera: "Sorry, I don't follow tennis so I don't know much about you." |
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