The Seventh Row Movie Geek

 

(a collection of movie reviews and related ramblings)

 

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A

Alien

America’s Sweethearts

American Beauty (Read the rant here)

American Pie 2

Army Of Darkness

A.I.: Artificial Intelligence

Atlantis: The Lost Empire

Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me

 

B

Best In Show

Blair Witch Project, The

Book Of Shadows: Blair Witch 2

 

C

Cast Away

Cell, The

Charlie’s Angels

Chicken Run

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

 

D

Dinosaur

Dungeons & Dragons

 

E

Ed Wood

Edward Scissorhands

Erin Brockovich

Evolution

 

F

Fight Club

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

Fisher King, The

 

G

Gone In Sixty Seconds

Gladiator

Green Mile, The

 

H

Hamlet (2000)

Hannibal

Haunting, The

Hollow Man

 

I

Insider, The

 

J

Jurassic Park 3

 

K

Knight’s Tale, A

 

L

L.A. Confidential

 

M

Mars Attacks!

Matrix, The

Me, Myself, & Irene

Meet The Parents

Mexican, The

Mission: Impossible 2

Moulin Rouge

Mummy, The

Mummy Returns, The

Mystery Men

 

N

Nurse Betty

 

O

Others, The

 

P

Patriot, The

Pay It Forward

Perfect Storm, The

Planet Of The Apes (2001)

Postman, The

Princess Bride, The

Professional, The

Proof Of Life

 

R

Rat Race

Return To Me

Road Trip

Run Lola Run

 

S

Scary Movie

Seven

Shadow Of The Vampire

Shrek

Silence Of The Lambs, The

Sixth Sense, The

Sleepy Hollow

Space Cowboys

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

 

T

Time After Time

Titan A.E.

Tomb Raider

Traffic

Trainspotting

12 Monkeys

 

U

Unbreakable

Usual Suspects, The

 

V

Virtuosity

 

W

What Lies Beneath

Wild Wild West

Wonder Boys

 

X

X-Men

 

 

Annual Results of the Oscar Challenge

 

Explanation Of My Rating System

5 Stars: The original Woodstock. A great performance and a cultural icon, sure to be remembered in the future (or deserving of the honor).

4 Stars: The Oingo Boingo farewell concert, Halloween 1995. Not quite perfect, but close enough that it sticks with you.

3 Stars: The Tori Amos show I went to in November 1998. Flawed, somewhat disappointing, and occasionally incomprehensible, but worth it.

2 Stars: A high-school Battle of the Bands. Some great stuff, mostly overshadowed by too many talentless, hyperactive, half-drunk guitarists.

1 Star: The annual All-City Strings concert. People only go to see their kids play the violin, and even then they spend the whole time wincing at every horrendous screech.

0 Stars: A very special 6-hour concert by Britney Spears, Puff Daddy, and Limp Bizkit.

 

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