The Seventh Row Movie Geek
(a collection of movie
reviews and related ramblings)
Sort Reviews:
By Date/Column By My Rating Alphabetically By
Title
5 stars
American Beauty
(Read the rant here)
4.5 stars
Crouching Tiger, Hidden
Dragon
4 stars
3.5 stars
Austin Powers 2: The Spy
Who Shagged Me
3 stars
Final Fantasy: The
Spirits Within
2.5 stars
Book Of Shadows: Blair
Witch 2
Dungeons & Dragons
(for gamers)
Star Wars Episode I: The
Phantom Menace
2 stars
1.5 stars
1 star
Dungeons & Dragons
(for most people)
0.5 stars
0 stars
Annual Results of the
Oscar Challenge
Explanation Of My Rating System
5 Stars: The original Woodstock. A great performance
and a cultural icon, sure to be remembered in the future (or deserving of the
honor).
4 Stars: The Oingo Boingo farewell concert,
Halloween 1995. Not quite perfect, but close enough that it sticks with you.
3 Stars: The Tori Amos show I went to in November
1998. Flawed, somewhat disappointing, and occasionally incomprehensible, but
worth it.
2 Stars: A high-school Battle of the Bands. Some
great stuff, mostly overshadowed by too many talentless, hyperactive,
half-drunk guitarists.
1 Star: The annual All-City Strings concert. People
only go to see their kids play the violin, and even then they spend the whole
time wincing at every horrendous screech.
0 Stars: A very special 6-hour concert by Britney
Spears, Puff Daddy, and Limp Bizkit.
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2000-01 by Beth Kinderman. This is my original work, so please respect it.