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| Pistrix Investigative & Betterment Bureau Gift Shoppe |
| PIBB Man Plush Toy 1.45 ml M Jebus Bless the PIBB, and their push toys. Give one a home today! |
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| PIBB Master Walkie-talkie 6 ml M each You may walk the walk the walk and talk the talk, but can you do both? Now you can, with the official PIBB Man Walkie-talkie! Picks up actual PIBB frequencies! |
| Membership into the Cyrus Hornswaggle Fan Club 0.5 ml M per Month Now you can join those who idolize and adore our Jebus-sent savior from the ravages of crime, PIBB Chief Cyrus Hornswaggle, by joining his fan club! Class A Citizens only. |
| PIBB Man Decoder Ring 2.1 ml M Ever wonder what all of those secret symbols scrolling across the bottom of your television for hours at a time are? They're secret signals to PIBB agents! And now you can join in on the big secret with the Official PIBB Man Decoder Ring. *note all transmissions are to be held in the strictest confidence. |
| "I'm a PIBB Man" Costume Set, w/ Traitor Prod 15.45 ml M Now you can look the part of your favorate living heroes, as a bon-fide imitation PIBB Man! The set comes with the trenchcoat, wide-brimmed hat, glow-in-the-dark badge, crime stoppers magnet, and genuine electric Traitor Prod. |
| PIBB Hat Assortment 0.8 ml M each Show off your loyalty to the world with any of these hats: "Proud of PIBB" "I Love My PIBB Man" "Law Abider" "Conformity brings Order" "PIBB Men Do It by the Book" |
| "The PIBBers Chorus: Orderly Jebus Day to YOU" 0.4 ml M The PIBBers Chorus now sings your favorate Jebus Day songs, approved by the Church of Jebus and PIBB. Available on cassette or CD. |
| "Truth-Seizer" Lie Detector Test 0.25 ml M In the mad search for the truth, you need the tools of the trade. That's why PIBB Agents use the offical Truth Seizer Lie Detector test strips in their quest for supreme justice! Just place the test strip in the subject's urine stream, and if the red bar turns orange, you've got a liar on your hands. Up to 48% accuracy! |
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| Still Undecided? Here's what other customers think!: |
| "Easily the worst toy on the market. The fur feels like it's coated in grease. Even the dog won't touch it. Don't buy it! -TruPistran426 |
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| "There must be something wrong with this thing because all I hear on this thing are a bunch of guys clowning around, or something. It once took these guys three hours to find a pizza place. This can't be real? Big rip-off!" -SuperGrape |
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| "Works great! I bought one for everyone in my class! I even handed them out to homeless people for Jebsus Day! Buy one now!!" -MrGlee06123 |
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| "Everything they give in this kit is SO SMALL!! It wouldn't even fit my baby brother who was born premature. And it's too big for action figures.. The Traitor Prod is cool, it works really well, but it take 13 batteries! Buy it for the prod, and nothing else!" -EZ64U |
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| "OUTRAGE! This 'Lie Detector Kit' has given all my kids incurable mutations!!! My youngest grew a third arm, out of his crotch, and my oldest son turned green and does nothing but lick the walls!!! I am now devoting all my time to a webpage against this product!!!!" -MothersAgainstPIBB |
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| "They neglected to mention the hats were recycled hats from the Orin Caglio History Day Festival, which means they're all sissy lookin' period hats with lace and feathers in 'em." -EZ64U |
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| "Also known as TEN HOURS OF MIND NUMBING CRAP. Most of it sounds like it belongs in a porno flick. Track three is pretty sweet though." -ABomber |
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| "What a great bargain! Fun, informative, and non-stop laughs! RECOMMEND!!!" -CyrusH |
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