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DoloresFiguring out D.J.'s current location on planet Earth is more difficult than playing "Where's Waldo?" because the 21-year-old socialite is always on the move. Her classic Ford Mustang Convertible is motoring around Chicago's suburbs every day of the week. Wish her a Happy Birthday because she recently celebrated a big one! D.J. is presently between jobs, formerly serving as a Starbucks barista, Chili's waitress and office worker. Her commitment and responsibility as a top employee for nearly five years has been impressive. Her previous talents included pipe climbing in old restaurant restrooms, but she eats at fancier places now. One of the most miraculous stories from Girlie's busy life was the way she recovered a lost contact lens in an unbelievable series of events in October 2004. The amazing tale that defies logic starts with D.J. dropping a contact lens in a van with friends, and failing to find it after a long search. The group eventually heads to the Haunted House as planned, and then visits White Castle afterward to treat a saddened Girlie. Next she comes home, changes clothes and goes to bed. The following night D.J. is cleaning the downstairs bathroom as part of her chores, and hears a scraping noise under her rag as she wipes the floor. She lifts the rag, and finds the missing contact lens! It's still a mystery how the lens made the incredible journey. The highlight of D.J.'s 11-year Picks career was her 2002 championship. Her prize was a year's supply of bubble gum, but the 360 pieces didn't last nearly that long. She achieved the second-best week in Picks history in 2001 by going 12-0 when the underdog Jets delivered a game-winning drive in the final minutes at Indianapolis. Her other impressive accomplishments include holding the record for best performance over three weeks (32-7 in 1998) and posting six 11-victory weeks in 2003. Well-known for her bruised and battered tailbone and her fear of wooden bridges, Girlie has a passion for visiting Starved Rock, Burger King whoppers, big paychecks, Busch Gardens' Montu roller coaster, expensive seafood, wave runners, makeup kits, sleeping late, the colors black and white, tapioca pudding, Sims computer games, Wisconsin Deer Park, the Gilmore Girls, PlayStation games, standing atop mountains, air hockey, Jimmy John's subs, belly shirts, lip gloss, swimming pools, Joe's snow crab, Johnny Depp, "The Matrix," Noah's Ark's Big Kahuna and brown sugar cinnamon Pop Tarts. D.J. also has a hard-working cell phone used to send and receive hundreds of text messages a month. Need her? Text her. In 11 seasons, Dolores Jillian has a record of 1,484-972 (.604). |