THE END TIMES

VOLUME IV || ISSUE 2 || FEBRUARY 8, 2007

Non-Discussion Clouds the Topic of Female Toe-Sucking

New Club is Pro-Body

Emo Hour Expresses KLRC

Zombies Invade JBU Campus

Casinos to Open on Campus

Talent Show Cancelled for 2007

New Family Weekend Activities

Gourds Complicate Lifestyle

Origin of the End Times: A True Story

To the Little Man

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To the Little Man

On a serious note (seriously), we at the End Times like to take a few lines in every issue to offer our thanks and gratitude to select members of the students, faculty and staff here at JBU.

This issue, we offer our best wishes and deepest thanks to the GROUNDS and MAINTENANCE personnel. Mother Nature possesses a twisted sense of humor maintaining T-shirt weather in December and blasting us with ice and snow storms in January. We thank the Grounds and Maintenance Staff for your hard and dedicated work to keeping our campus unfrozen and uncluttered, and so do the extremely slippery soles of our slick shoes.

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