THE END TIMES

VOLUME IV || ISSUE 2 || FEBRUARY 8, 2007

Non-Discussion Clouds the Topic of Female Toe-Sucking

New Club is Pro-Body

Emo Hour Expresses KLRC

Zombies Invade JBU Campus

Casinos to Open on Campus

Talent Show Cancelled for 2007

New Family Weekend Activities

Gourds Complicate Lifestyle

Origin of the End Times: A True Story

To the Little Man

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Emo Hour Expresses KLRC

Badly died black hair, not smiling, and poorly written poetry will soon have a radio station that knows how they feel. KLRC will debut its �Emo Hour� on Friday evenings this fall. Artists such as the Weeping Willows, Cloud Evisceration, Soul Begone, and The Broken Vase will be featured as listeners get in touch with their inner somberness. To enhance the experience, KLRC plans to take the digital sound and place it on mixtapes to not ruin the experience with quality. So put down the diary, remain alone in your room and tune into your emotions as expressed by equally depressing people.

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