THE END TIMES

VOLUME IV || ISSUE 2 || FEBRUARY 8, 2007

Non-Discussion Clouds the Topic of Female Toe-Sucking

New Club is Pro-Body

Emo Hour Expresses KLRC

Zombies Invade JBU Campus

Casinos to Open on Campus

Talent Show Cancelled for 2007

New Family Weekend Activities

Gourds Complicate Lifestyle

Origin of the End Times: A True Story

To the Little Man

END TIMES HOME

New Family Weekend Activities

In an effort to help increase student-involvement during Family Weekend, JBU has worked hard to prepare a series of studentactivities. Invite your family members to JBU during the weekend of February 23-24 for events like:

FRIDAY

Punch-Someone-Wearing-Green-Day. Call it �St. Patrick�s Day in February�! Get a group of friends together, and then slug all the ones that wear green! You won�t want to miss this most glorious and festive holiday!

JBU�s First Annual �Mole-Hunt� (Sponsored by Student Development). Students are invited to help university officials hunt rodents on campus. From the moles living under the quad to the rats burrowing in Mayfield�s walls, this event promises fun for everyone. Bring a shovel!

King of the Karaoke Night (Sponsored by SAC). Ever wanted to rule for an evening? Lose your inhibitions to the overwhelming sugar-rush of hot chocolate and marshmallows, then dedicate a song to that special someone, or just act goofy with friends.

SATURDAY

North Hall Dress-Up Day (Sponsored by Residence Life). Students are invited to dress up North Hall; bring paint, chalk, crayons, scissors, old clothes, your roommate�s clothes�whatever! This promises to be a blast.

Family Photo-Scavenger Hunt (Sponsored by SAC). Fellowship with friends as you sneak into people�s homes, and steal their family photos. Photo albums, framed portraits on the wall, wallet-prints� the opportunities are endless. The group with the most family-photos will win a $45 gift-card to Wal-Mart.

Marilyn Manson/Alice Cooper Concert (Sponsored by SAC). Two of the most famous shock-rockers will appear on campus as part of JBU�s �Worldly Awareness Week.� Admission is one stray cat.

All material presented within this site Copyright 2004-2007 of the Staff of the END TIMES. All rights reserved. All offense is intended and unintentional. No matter where you go, there you are. Listen to your mother and eat your vegetables. Do not smoke if you are pregnant.

Direct all questions and concerns to Mr. End Times Editor.

Hosted by www.Geocities.ws

1