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VOLUME III || ISSUE 2 || DECEMBER 5, 2005

Wal-Mart Buys Out Santa!

Light Up Siloam 2005

JBU Used Car Lot To Be Constucted!

Siloam 2nd Graders Replaced With Elven Entertainers

C.S. Lewis To Speak In Chapel

Defending the Dollar: Greenspan to be Replaced by Schwarzenegger

The SOAPBOX: Glacier Water and the Japanese

Dear Phrank

To the Little Man

Other Little Things...

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C.S. Lewis To Speak In Chapel

In a stunning announcement Monday, Stan McKinnon said that the famous Christian author would appear in chapel.

"You have no idea how hard it was to get this guy's phone number," McKinnon said.

Lewis' chapel date will coincide with the release of the first movie based on his acclaimed Chronicles of Narnia series.

Free passes for the movie will be handed out at chapel. However, due to estimated crowds they are believed to go fairly quickly. "We do have a back up plan for other movie passes," McKinnon stated. "There's always Harry Potter."

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