THE END TIMES
VOLUME II || ISSUE 3 || APRIL 20, 2005
Existance of JBU Bubble Proven!
Obituary:
Robert Matthew Fraser
Budget Forces Computer Downgrades!
Threefold Unmasked!
On rare occasion the light of truth must shine for all to see the moldy pizza under the bed. The editors of the End Times have a campus-wide confession to make. You have been living an allusion for many years. The Three Fold Advocate is not what it appears. It is not edited by Devi Abraham nor is it staffed by industrious journalism majors. It is actually produced by us, the anonymous creators of the recent publication, the End Times. We know that the Three Fold appears to be what it claims and if you asked the people whose names appear in their articles they would tell you that they write them. It's all a lie. We possess a laser guided subatomic mind influencing ray gun designed to implant memories in the minds of Three Fold "writers." For the five people who will read this article in the End Times we apologize but let's face it, no one is going to believe you when you tell them they've been duped. You cannot win. We are the Publicators Del Grande. We have the power of anonymity, the gift of living in the shadows. We are watching you with our super duper Play Station Spyware. You cannot escape. Ha ha ha!
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