THE END TIMES

VOLUME II || ISSUE 3 || APRIL 20, 2005

Swamp Thing Plagues Campus!

Existance of JBU Bubble Proven!

Dogwood Festival Splintered!

Obituary:
Robert Matthew Fraser

Budget Forces Computer Downgrades!

Threefold Unmasked!

News Bites

Optical Intercourse Story Tells It Like It Is

To The Little Man

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Budget Forces Computer Downgrades!

A recent student uprising due to the addition of class fees to the digital media department has resulted in the unexpected: a downgrade from the current computing facilities. Due to negative response, faculty discussed the situation, assessed possibilities, and late last week filed a budget approval for a downsizing of their current computing capabilities.

"Shoot, who am I to decline a budget like this?" Ed Ericson said concerning the situation. The current PC lab will be replaced with "mostly-functioning" 286's and 486's. Due to repair issues concerning older Macintosh systems, the Mac lab will be replaced with 4 working Atari Jaguar systems and 3 Sega Game Gear portable devices. "I don't think I'm going to get a lot of work done, but I'm definitely going to enjoy my classes more," sophomore Wesley Gannet stated.

However, not all the current equipment will be liquidated. "Yes, we are keeping one of the current Dell monitors," says department chair Neal Holland. "It will be put in the lobby where students can watch projects and cable TV." What about the current 50-plus inch television that resides in the lobby? "We had to sell that to pay for the cable."

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