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Page 3 �Is Sam the stingiest man in the world?� Bones to Tristan (Sam Appears) �Bones, what pizza did you want?� Sam �I said, you had a nice sense of humour� Bones �If someone had said to me, �Gangs of New York� is crap, I could have said �wicky� and not watched it. I did. It was not wicky.� Dad �So I�m thinking, �like hell you are, tosspot!�� Carly (Her sad attempt at an insult) �I thought I had a virus on my computer because the pages when they loaded kept going down to the bottom of the page and I couldn�t fix it. Turns out I was leaning on the space bar� Carly Page 4 "I don't look like Bonnie Lass!" Emily (Her profile on an online dating thing used a picture of Jean Seberg ) "Yes you do! You both have...faces!" Kate "And hair! And a name!" Emily "Be fair. Edward can't be as stupid as Carly" Sam ( On Ed Norton - but I can't remember what happened ) "Well there's pasta in this bag of...pasta" Katie (Deciding what to have for dinner) "I live in Taranaki and ever since Tom Cruise came the rents have been really high. I hate Tom Cruise, he ruins everything" Stupid Texter ( One of those things that come up on Flipside) "You just killed a part of me...you look like my Nana" Alana (To this old guy that kept telling us jokes in Crown & Badger) Page 5 "For the record, I do wish I was Elton John. Can you imagine the choice of sunglasses he has every day?" Bones "Yay! I'm going to get groped!" Bones (on George Foreman...its a long story) "Speed 2 was directed by Jan de Bont, who has a girls name. That was why it sucked" Guy in film tut (on why there should be fewer female directors) |
