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We're Back as Mediocre as Ever

OK, I know we were missed dreadfully over the last couple of months. Surprisingly though, people kept on coming here. After my mother died I needed a bit of a break was in order and now I'm primed to continue doing the half-assed job I'm known for. Bless you for your patience; thank you for your interest, and uh, oh yeah, bite me.

- Paul (30/04/04)

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BOOKS
Joan Collins & the Decline of the West

The literary life is swamped by its epiphenomena: books’ blurbs and author photos are more important than their content...


BOOKS
An Unfinished Life

Robert Ludlum died in 2001, but has published five thrillers since. Literary fingernails grow even as the writer’s corpse rots in its coffin.


BOOKS

R
eview of Alan Lightman’s Reunion

Pretty sentences, all dressed up with nowhere to go. Many novels are just essays or glorified diary entries, expanded in length and price...


POPULAR CULTURE

Free Mickey!

Disney has lobbied hard to keep its creations under copyright protection. But in the 1970s, a group of renegade cartoonists threatened to unleash the mouse.


SCIENCE
Kind People Catch Yawns

Contagious yawning is known to be more than coincidence. Studies have shown that 40-60% of people who watch videos or hear talk about yawning end up joining in. But psychologists have wondered what causes it. Curious? Read on...

ART

Swimming in a Sea of Sex

Sex in literature, like sex in real life, doesn't mean what it used to mean. In the post-feminist and post-postmodern world, sex is so loaded with assumption (who's being exploited? who empowered?) that writers and readers censor themselves, regardless of gender or who (or what) we eroticize. We've reached a point where, in an orgy of political correctness, everything is true, and nothing is permitted.

ART
Composers’ Great Curtain Calls

It is not the dead composers that we love, but the dying. Music, more than any other art, has cultivated a fascination with the point of departure. Where no account exists of Shakespeare’s last words, no deathbed sketch of Leonardo, a report has been furnished or faked of the final moments of every noteworthy composer, a morbid enthusiasm verging on the necrophilic.

WEIRD WORLD
Working for McDonald’s?

Imagine the guilt, the horror of a former Ronald McDonald who is now a vegetarian and animal-rights maven: “I was the happy face on something that was horrendous” [...]

ART

Art Is What You Can Get Away With

There is plenty of good art being made now, but most of it goes unnoticed, all but. The big press and the big money tend to line up behind “transgressive” crap (the blasphemy, kinky sex, bodily effluvia brigade) or utterly vacuous crap (the blank canvas, exhibit-my-old-sneaker, I-can-count-to-three-million-and-make-you-watch-me-do-it company)[...]

WORLD
Monkeys and Typewriters

It is a favourite question of pub philosophers everywhere. If you gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, would they eventually produce the complete works of Shakespeare? Well, now someone has attempted to put the theory to the test.

ART
In Defense of High Art

If high art is still fancy French food, popular art is no longer mom’s home cooking. It’s ersatz potato chips made of petroleum derivative, with fake “jalapeño” flavor.

POPULAR CULTURE

The Art of Grocery Bagging

Expert grocery bagging – making sure odor-absorbing chicken isn’t next to bleach, bread isn’t crushed, eggs aren’t cracked – it's a dying art.

BOOKS

The Language Police

Brave boys, shy girls, men fixing roofs, women baking cookies, God, witches, owls, heathens, birthday cake, and religious fanatics...do you know what they all have in common?

BOOKS
Spooky Thoughts on Writing

At the ripe old age of eighty Norman Mailer has written a book on writing. Read it or he'll attempt rip ya to pieces.

POPULAR CULTURE

Wet Dogs and Gushing Oranges

A jolly good wine? No, no. Not when it can be a “brash wine, gushing black cherries, peach-scented oranges, raisins, cocoa, licorice, crushed violets, and wet dog.” Wet dog?

POPULAR CULTURE
Harvard & The Unabomber

Did the “culture of despair” taught at Harvard in the 1950s help make the Unabomber the man he later became? One philosopher thinks so.

BOOKS

Reader Royalty

Harriet Klausner reads 20 books a week. Howard Berg can read a 240-page book in 20 minutes. For Condi Rice “War and Peace was beautiful — in Russian”[...]

WORLD

Opinion For Sale

Every day, in courts across the land, expert-witness doctors, economists, engineers, and psychologists raise their right hand and swear to tell the truth. Do they?

POPULAR CULTURE

And Here's to You, Mrs Robinson

Here’s to you, Mrs. Robinson. How could anyone see The Graduate and not regret the hero went off with the daughter and not the mother. Paul Theroux wonders...

BOOKS

Intimate Abstraction of Paul Valéry

Paul Valéry in his Notebooks set out to do for intellection what Dante had done for the spirit and Balzac for men and women in society: to write a Comedy of the Mind.

BOOKS

Fun of the Fair

What is it about blonde hair that brings out a dark side of human nature? Caligula, Nero, Hitler, and Hitchcock were all in thrall to blondes.

BOOKS
The Sound of One Hand Slapping

A historian explains how the stigma of 'solitary sex' rose ... and fell.

POPULAR CULTURE

Cults and Cosmic Consciousness

The 1960s: cults, drugs, rock, sex, protest, Hermann Hesse, Vietnam, revolution, flower power, and kitsch. For good or ill, it made us what we are. Camille Paglia tells the story.

POPULAR CULTURE
We Fast Not for God, but Ego

Mortification of the flesh in the cause of self-perfection and memory of the sufferings of Christ was once the meaning of Lent. These days, it’s about dieting and fitness.

POPULAR CULTURE
Auctioning Breton's Legacy

André Breton worked for the Voice of America in the 1940s and stood by democracy in the Cold War: both utopian leftist and neocon avant la lettre...

BOOKS

DeLillo's Day In The Life

I'm not sure whether I fully get DeLillo's new novel yet but it isn't as bad as Laura Miller's review makes it seem.

POPULAR CULTURE

Does A Mighty Wind Blow?

Christopher Guest’s A Mighty Wind, has generated a great deal of buzz—both favorable and unfavorable—for its affectionately satiric swipe at the cultural backwater of folk music. Put Andrew Sarris down in the unfavorable faction.

BOOKS

Trivialising Tendencies

The contemporary novel has become overburdened with facts and cultural reference. Too much “stuff,” says James Wood.

BOOKS

What Were They Thinking

Sometimes in a bookshop you’ll pick up a book and shake your head, asking, What was the publisher thinking?

SCIENCE
Mything Clones

“It’s a horrendous crime to make a Xerox of someone,” says hysteric Jeremy Rifkin. “You’re putting a human into a genetic straitjacket” Baloney!

BOOKS

Stupid Review

We live in a reign of error. One of the imperatives of technology is to make systems foolproof. This is very difficult because, unfortunately, human beings are often more stupid than the machines that serve them.

BOOKS/POLITICS
The Write Stuff

“What's your favorite book?” This may seem an innocuous query, but it's actually one of the more treacherous a candidate can answer. In January, for instance, ABC's George Stephanopoulos asked Sen. John Edwards to name his favourite book. Edwards replied that it was I.F. Stone's The Trial of Socrates. On the surface, that seemed to hit just the right note.

POPULAR CULTURE

When Stand-Up Grew Up

Lenny Bruce, Mike Nichols, Sid Caesar, Elaine May, Joan Rivers, and Woody Allen came later. But the godfather of all was Mort Sahl.

WORLD
Jihad vs. McWorld

The struggle that exists between countries that wish to conform to global considerations and national groups that desire independence may further splinter fragile countries. Various definitions of democracy have contributed to the struggle.

BOOKS
Journalism: Truth or Dare?

“A craft to be mastered in four days and abandoned at the first sight of a better job.” Why does journalism get no respect?




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Today’s Topic - Sound

Aldous Huxley (1894 -1963)

After silence that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.”

Aldous Huxley
(1894 - 1963)
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Ex Libris
Ex Libris by Anne FadimanEx Libris: Confessions of a Common Reader by Anne Fadiman. “This witty collection of essays recounts a lifelong love affair with books and language. For Anne Fadiman, as for many passionate readers, the books she loves have become chapters in her own life story. Writing with remarkable grace, she revives the tradition of the well-crafted personal essay, moving easily from anecdotes about Coleridge and Orwell to tales of her own pathologically literary family. As someone who played at blocks with her father's twenty-two-volume set of Trollope (“My Ancestral Castles”) and who only really considered herself married when she and her husband had merged collections (“Marrying Libraries”), she is exquisitely well equipped to expand upon the art of inscriptions, the perverse pleasures of compulsive proofreading, the allure of long words, and the satisfactions of reading aloud. There is even a foray into pure literary gluttony-Charles Lamb liked buttered muffin crumbs between the leaves, and Fadiman knows of more than one reader who literally consumes page corners.

Perfectly balanced between humor and erudition, Ex Libris establishes Fadiman as one of our finest contemporary essayists.”
- taken from here.

OK. Well, let’s get one thing out of the way first, there is no questioning Fadiman’s scholarship. The only reason I am over halfway through this book is the wonderfull bounty of book-related information that she imparts. On the other hand I can’t remember another author I disliked so quickly and vividly without ever being introduced.

As it turns out it isn’t just me as I read out various passages to my wife, she rolls her eyes and suggests I remove it from our library. On many occasions along the very bumpy read of this book I was tempted to do just that. But I keep remembering the glowing glowing reviews I’ve read of the book and I think “OK, one more chapter and I’m sure I’ll see what all the hype is about.” Another chapter passes, I learn a little more and dislike her more than that. I considered the fact that the reviews are all friends of hers and perhaps, among themselves in the privacy of thier own homes, they likewise roll thier eyes but for the paycheque and for Anne, they will toss a few good words her way. I’ve read somewhere that writers themselves are just characters, I just hate what she portrays of herself.

In the end it doesn’t really matter how much I dislike this character Anne Fadiman. I would be willing to lay money on the fact that of all the books that I have ever read I probably wouldn’t get along with ninety percent of the authors that penned them. Of course, It doesn’t make those books any less great. Sadly, it does hurt Ex Libris.

• Read Fadiman’s Uncommon Wisdom: On the Pleasures of Keeping a Commonplace Book
Interview with Anne Fadiman from National Public Radio. “All Things Considered,” Audio , 16 October 1998 (Requires Real Player plug-in)
• Read a short interview with Fadiman here
Books 2001
Remember...
The Dead Father by Donald BarthelmeThe Dead Father by Donald Barthelme. “The Dead Father’s head. The main thing is, his eyes are open. Staring up into the sky. The eyes a two-valued blue, the blues of the Gitanes cigarette pack. The head never moves. Decades of staring. The brow is noble, good Christ, what else? Broad and noble. And serene, of course, he's dead, what else if not serene? From the tip of his finely shaped delicately nostriled nose to the ground, fall of five and one half meters, figure obtained by triangulation. The hair is gray but a young gray. Full, almost to the shoulder, it is possible to admire the hair for a long time, many do, on a Sunday or other holiday or in those sandwich hours neatly placed between fattish slices of work. Jawline compares favorably to a rock formation. Imposing, rugged, all that. The great jaw contains thirty-two teeth, twenty-eight of the whiteness of standard bathroom fixtures and four stained, the latter a consequence of addiction to tobacco, according to legend, this beige quartet to be found in the center of the lower jaw. He is not perfect, thank God for that. The full red lips drawn back in a slight rictus, slight but not unpleasant rictus, disclosing a bit of mackerel salad, lodged between two of the stained four. We think it's mackerel salad. It appears to be mackerel salad. In the sagas, it is mackerel salad.” - taken from the opening sequence of the book

Barthelme links of note:
• jessamyn's site (great)
• Scriptorium
The Barthelme Collection
• Prism 2002
• Global Network of Dreams

• Global Network of Dreams
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Men in the Off Hours
Men in the Off Hours by Anne CarsoMen in the Off Hours by Anne Carson. “Anne Carson has been acclaimed by her peers as the most imaginative poet writing today. In a recent profile, The New York Times Magazine paid tribute to her amazing ability to combine the classical and the modern, the mundane and the surreal, in a body of work that is sure to endure.

In Men in the Off Hours, Carson offers further proof of her tantalizing gifts. Reinventing figures as diverse as Oedipus, Emily Dickinson, and Audubon, Carson sets up startling juxtapositions: Lazarus among video paraphernalia, Virginia Woolf and Thucydides discussing war, Edward Hopper paintings illuminated by St. Augustine. And in a final prose poem, she meditates movingly on the recent death of her mother. With its quiet, acute spirituality and its fearless wit and sensuality, Men in the Off Hours shows us a fiercely individual poet at her best.”
- taken from here.

I am getting to the point in my reading that at this point in my reading life Anee Carson may well be one of my favourite (if not favourite) writers. Her lines are incandescent. I have read some reviews of her where a “critic” throws a target with a badly rendered drawing of Ms Carson on it and begins taking shots. The disparity between views makes it clear to me that she difficult to classify. All I can say is, as with other works of hers that I’ve read, I find myself completely drawn into the reality she creates. I believe I’ll search out her Plainwater next.

• Read excerpts of some of her work here
• Read an excerpt of Men in the Off Hours here
• Read another excerpt of Men in the Off Hours here
• Read a short interview with Carson here



Final Girl by Daphne Gottlieb
Final Girl by Daphne Gottlieb. “Titled for the last girld left alive in the classic horror movie, Final Girl traces the history of the history of the archetypal lone survivor and her counterpart, the femme fatale.

Sexy and tart, dark and comic, low-down and high-hearted, in poems such as ‘Slash,’ ‘Vamp,’ ‘Bride of the Reanimator,’ ‘Night of the Living Dead,’ and ‘The Babysitter,’ Gottlieb identifies and articulates the desires, fears, and traumas out of which pop culture is made -- and then feeds pop culture back to itself. Though the slasher flick is central, Gottlieb also spins resonances from sources as varied as early American captivity narratives, queer and feminist film theory, and the intimate pain of her own mother‘s death. Via her universal Final Girl and through such iconic American figures as Mary Rowlandson and Patty Hearst, Gottlieb explores the ways in which we’re betrayed by our cultural assumptions and fantasies about abduction gender, literature, pleasure, and transgression.

In Final Girl, Gottlieb emerges as the survivor, but the reader also comes away with the sense that her words are spoken not by Gottlieb alone, but by an insistent and inclusive feminine chorus.”

• Read Gottlieb’s poem Personal Ad
• Read Gottlieb’s poem Her Submissive Streak
• Read Gottlieb’s poem Somewhere, Over
• Read three poems by Gottlieb
• Read Gottlieb’s poem Nocturnal Missions
• Read three poems by Gottlieb


see other books I’ve read in 2003
 
This Day in History
“This Day In History” will be on hiatus for a couple of months due to renovations - Sorry for any inconvenience this may (but most likely won’t) cause - Paul
On to Music
You Gotta Have Rhythm
Current sounds!
The HospitalsThe Hospitals self-titled album has been enjoying regular airplay around the Common for a couple of months now. Drummer/vocalist Adam Stonehouse delivers his art at an evergy level rarely seen since the first atomic tests at Alamogordo and John Dwyer (Pink and Brown, OCS, Coachwhips) is a force equally as devastating. This album is a must as is seeing them live. Sample tracks from the album are available here and here.

Pärson Sound
Pärson Sound. This is a previously unreleased 2 CD collection by the band that eventually became International Harvester and then Träd, Gräs och Stenar
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At this point though they were experimenting with the influences of minimalist composer Terry Riley, who at the time was inventing a musical aesthetic founded on repetition, and pop-art guru Andy Warhol, who, at the time, was experimenting with the droning music of the Velvet Underground. Check out more on this band here. (Thanks to Andy for tuning me in)

OCS {aka - Orinoka Crash Suite} OCS's first release of 2 discs of home recorded genius. OCS is John Dwyer at his most internal. This is a wonderful journey of sound, one that deepens the Dwyer story. His library is not all throbbing, head-bobbing, cob-slobbering rock and roll. This is intelligent, expansive. Mixing beautifully controlled guitaring (reminiscent of the early greats Weaver & Beasley, Robert Johnson, Petway), field recordings from home, and sound experiments creating a wonderful aural tapestry.

Listen to a RealAudio clip:
Reason 1 Why Life Goes On Without You
Reason 2 Why Life Goes On Without You
Reason 1 To Love Your Hater To Death
Reason 1 To Love Your Hater To Death

Above clips are from Aquarius Records. Go there and get some learnin'.


Hip Lyric of the Moment!

“Got six troubles on my back
like six little milk teeth gone bad
won't move over won't get gone

The KillsAlbum - Keep On Your Mean Side
Track - Fried My Little Brains

Band - The Kills
Out of the Cellar
Splash From The Past
So you can check out what has gone before I've finally added a Splash Page Archive. When ever add a new cover I'll be sure to archive the old image.


What I Want to Be When I Grow Up

I've put together a new page to explore job options from a my inner child's point of view. Each month I'll add one or two new 'positions.'


Painting is not dead
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Critics have been trying to half-mast the flag on the plastic arts for a while now. Why is this? Let's go back. Once artists stopped working for the church and began exploring their own themes it's been a pluralist art society.

Kazaa & Napster. Hello, my name is Proprietor, I like the music. There I've admitted it. I'm not a music geek or anything like that. Not that there's anything wrong with being a music geek. I just like having music play while I work. Silence is un-natural.

Pornmalion: The Re-education of an Eliza Doolittle

Is Natacha Merritt's Digital Diaries, as Benedikt Taschen and Eric Kroll would have us believe, "something from the new century? When I began to read all the articles written about her, all the interviews, and the book itself; I started to wonder if she was what they claimed.

The Correct Steps to a Sane and Orderly World
A Barthelme-esque story avoiding the theories of Confucius and exploring the imagination as a medium of escape, stress-relief, hunger-suppressant, and various other uses.


Sipton Groat's Measure of Tulse Luper in 92 Unrelated Entries
An elaborate mixed list of weird facts and fiction with many subreferences to Tulse Luper and the writings of Peter Greenaway. The work studies Sipton Groat, analyzing his life in a series of entries documenting his desperate attempt to tie himself in some way with Tulse Luper.
It's Interesting Because It's True
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What Will You Make?
Andrew Lipson’s LEGO® Page Andrew Lipson’s LEGO® Page. There is something fascinating about the reproduction of works of a mad genius (M.C. Escher) in Lego® bricks. Lipson’s site is well-worth a long visit. I definately wouldn’t have the patience to do this but I sure like looking at it covered with the sweat of others. Thanks to Rob for this link.

image by David Levinthal
Other People’s Stories. “Every story on OPS is a story a contributor heard from someone else. These stories have been overheard and misheard, told and re-told and sometimes refined over time. They do not shy from hearsay, gossip, myth or guys we knew in high school. OPS is dedicated to the time-honored tradition of stealing other people’s material and we therefore recognize our debt to those from whom we’ve stolen and acknowledge that these stories do not belong to us.” New stories are added every Tuesday and it is definately worth the visit.

Exploding Dog
Exploding Dog.
Hi my name is Sam, I draw pictures, from your titles. send me a title, or any thing else you want to talk to me about to.From this opening you don't know what you're going to get. We've all been jerked around by too many websites doing horrible gags horribly. Thank goodness Sam doesn't let us down. His translations of people's submitted titles are brilliant and at times hilarious. Check out this site.
Crap Trap
What Were They Thinking?
One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared.'

- Dan Quayle


You mean, like a book?

- Justin Timberlake upon being asked what he had read in the last year that he admired

“I only wear these crop tops because other clothes would make me sweat when I dance.

- Britney Spears


Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.

- George W. Bush


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- Keppel Enderbery


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