OK,
I know we were missed dreadfully over the last couple of months.
Surprisingly though, people kept on coming here. After my mother
died I needed a bit of a break was in order and now I'm primed to
continue doing the half-assed job I'm known for. Bless you for your
patience; thank you for your interest, and uh, oh yeah, bite me.
- Paul (30/04/04)
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BOOKS Joan
Collins & the Decline of the West
The literary life is swamped
by its epiphenomena: books blurbs and author photos are
more important than their content...
BOOKS An
Unfinished Life
Robert Ludlum died in 2001, but
has published five thrillers since. Literary fingernails grow
even as the writers corpse rots in its coffin.
BOOKS
Review
of Alan
Lightmans Reunion
Pretty sentences, all dressed
up with nowhere to go. Many novels are just essays or glorified
diary entries, expanded in length and price...
POPULAR CULTURE
Free Mickey!
Disney has lobbied hard to keep
its creations under copyright protection. But in the 1970s,
a group of renegade cartoonists threatened to unleash the mouse.
SCIENCE
Kind People Catch Yawns
Contagious yawning is known to
be more than coincidence. Studies have shown that 40-60% of
people who watch videos or hear talk about yawning end up joining
in. But psychologists have wondered what causes it.
Curious? Read
on...
ART
Swimming in a Sea of Sex
Sex in literature, like sex in
real life, doesn't mean what it used to mean. In the post-feminist
and post-postmodern world, sex is so loaded with assumption
(who's being exploited? who empowered?) that writers and readers
censor themselves, regardless of gender or who (or what) we
eroticize. We've reached a point where, in an orgy of political
correctness, everything is true, and nothing is permitted.
ART
Composers Great Curtain Calls
It is not the dead composers
that we love, but the dying. Music, more than any other art,
has cultivated a fascination with the point of departure. Where
no account exists of Shakespeares last words, no deathbed
sketch of Leonardo, a report has been furnished or faked of
the final moments of every noteworthy composer, a morbid enthusiasm
verging on the necrophilic.
WEIRD
WORLD
Working for McDonalds?
Imagine the guilt, the horror
of a former Ronald McDonald who is now a vegetarian and animal-rights
maven: I was the happy face on something that was horrendous
[...]
ART
Art Is What You Can Get Away With
There is plenty of good art being
made now, but most of it goes unnoticed, all but. The big press
and the big money tend to line up behind transgressive
crap (the blasphemy, kinky sex, bodily effluvia brigade) or
utterly vacuous crap (the blank canvas, exhibit-my-old-sneaker,
I-can-count-to-three-million-and-make-you-watch-me-do-it company)[...]
WORLD
Monkeys and Typewriters
It is a favourite question of
pub philosophers everywhere. If you gave an infinite number
of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, would they eventually
produce the complete works of Shakespeare? Well,
now someone has attempted to put the theory to the test.
ART
In Defense of High Art
If high art is still fancy French
food, popular art is no longer moms home cooking. Its
ersatz potato chips made of petroleum derivative, with fake
jalapeño flavor.
POPULAR CULTURE
The Art of Grocery Bagging
Expert grocery bagging
making sure odor-absorbing chicken isnt next to bleach,
bread isnt crushed, eggs arent cracked it's
a dying art.
BOOKS
The Language Police
Brave boys, shy girls, men fixing
roofs, women baking cookies, God, witches, owls, heathens, birthday
cake, and religious fanatics...do you know what they all have
in common?
BOOKS
Spooky Thoughts on Writing
At the ripe old age of eighty
Norman Mailer has written a book on writing. Read it or he'll
attempt rip ya to pieces.
POPULAR CULTURE
Wet Dogs and Gushing Oranges
A jolly good wine? No, no. Not
when it can be a brash wine, gushing black cherries, peach-scented
oranges, raisins, cocoa, licorice, crushed violets, and wet
dog. Wet dog?
POPULAR CULTURE
Harvard & The Unabomber
Did the culture of despair
taught at Harvard in the 1950s help make the Unabomber the man
he later became? One philosopher thinks so.
BOOKS
Reader Royalty
Harriet Klausner reads 20 books
a week. Howard Berg can read a 240-page book in 20 minutes.
For Condi Rice War and Peace was beautiful in Russian[...]
WORLD
Opinion For Sale
Every day, in courts across the
land, expert-witness doctors, economists, engineers, and psychologists
raise their right hand and swear to tell the truth. Do they?
POPULAR CULTURE
And Here's to You, Mrs Robinson
Heres to you, Mrs. Robinson.
How could anyone see The Graduate and not regret the hero went
off with the daughter and not the mother. Paul Theroux wonders...
BOOKS
Intimate Abstraction of Paul Valéry
Paul Valéry in his Notebooks
set out to do for intellection what Dante had done for the spirit
and Balzac for men and women in society: to write a Comedy of
the Mind.
BOOKS
Fun of the Fair
What is it about blonde hair
that brings out a dark side of human nature? Caligula, Nero,
Hitler, and Hitchcock were all in thrall to blondes.
POPULAR CULTURE
Cults and Cosmic Consciousness
The 1960s: cults, drugs, rock,
sex, protest, Hermann Hesse, Vietnam, revolution, flower power,
and kitsch. For good or ill, it made us what we are. Camille
Paglia tells the story.
POPULAR CULTURE
We Fast Not for God, but Ego
Mortification of the flesh in
the cause of self-perfection and memory of the sufferings of
Christ was once the meaning of Lent. These days, its about
dieting and fitness.
POPULAR
CULTURE
Auctioning Breton's Legacy
André Breton worked for
the Voice of America in the 1940s and stood by democracy in
the Cold War: both utopian leftist and neocon avant la lettre...
BOOKS
DeLillo's Day In The Life
I'm not sure whether I fully
get DeLillo's new novel yet but it isn't as bad as Laura Miller's
review makes it seem.
POPULAR CULTURE
Does A Mighty Wind Blow?
Christopher Guests A
Mighty Wind, has generated a great deal of buzzboth
favorable and unfavorablefor its affectionately satiric
swipe at the cultural backwater of folk music. Put Andrew Sarris
down in the unfavorable faction.
BOOKS
Trivialising Tendencies
The contemporary novel has become
overburdened with facts and cultural reference. Too much stuff,
says James Wood.
BOOKS
What Were They Thinking
Sometimes in a bookshop youll
pick up a book and shake your head, asking, What was the publisher
thinking?
SCIENCE
Mything Clones
Its a horrendous
crime to make a Xerox of someone, says hysteric Jeremy
Rifkin. Youre putting a human into a genetic straitjacket
Baloney!
BOOKS
Stupid Review
We live in a reign of error.
One of the imperatives of technology is to make systems foolproof.
This is very difficult because, unfortunately, human beings
are often more stupid than the machines that serve them.
BOOKS/POLITICS
The Write Stuff
What's your favorite book?
This may seem an innocuous query, but it's actually one of the
more treacherous a candidate can answer. In January, for instance,
ABC's George Stephanopoulos asked Sen. John Edwards to name
his favourite book. Edwards replied that it was I.F. Stone's
The Trial of Socrates. On the surface, that seemed to
hit just the right note.
POPULAR CULTURE
When Stand-Up Grew Up
Lenny Bruce, Mike Nichols, Sid
Caesar, Elaine May, Joan Rivers, and Woody Allen came later.
But the godfather of all was Mort Sahl.
WORLD
Jihad vs. McWorld
The struggle that exists between
countries that wish to conform to global considerations and
national groups that desire independence may further splinter
fragile countries. Various definitions of democracy have contributed
to the struggle.
BOOKS
Journalism: Truth or Dare?
A craft to be mastered
in four days and abandoned at the first sight of a better job.
Why does journalism get no respect?
After
silence that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible
is music.
Aldous Huxley
(1894 - 1963)
Ex
Libris
Ex
Libris: Confessions of a Common Reader by Anne
Fadiman. This witty collection of
essays recounts a lifelong love affair with books and language. For
Anne Fadiman, as for many passionate readers, the books she loves
have become chapters in her own life story. Writing with remarkable
grace, she revives the tradition of the well-crafted personal essay,
moving easily from anecdotes about Coleridge and Orwell to tales of
her own pathologically literary family. As someone who played at blocks
with her father's twenty-two-volume set of Trollope (My Ancestral
Castles) and who only really considered herself married when
she and her husband had merged collections (Marrying Libraries),
she is exquisitely well equipped to expand upon the art of inscriptions,
the perverse pleasures of compulsive proofreading, the allure of long
words, and the satisfactions of reading aloud. There is even a foray
into pure literary gluttony-Charles Lamb liked buttered muffin crumbs
between the leaves, and Fadiman knows of more than one reader who
literally consumes page corners.
Perfectly balanced between humor and erudition, Ex Libris establishes
Fadiman as one of our finest contemporary essayists.
-
taken from here.
OK. Well, lets get one thing out of the way first, there is
no questioning Fadimans scholarship. The only reason I am over
halfway through this book is the wonderfull bounty of book-related
information that she imparts. On the other hand I cant remember
another author I disliked so quickly and vividly without ever being
introduced.
As it turns out it isnt just me as I read out various passages
to my wife, she rolls her eyes and suggests I remove it from our library.
On many occasions along the very bumpy read of this book I was tempted
to do just that. But I keep remembering the glowing glowing reviews
Ive read of the book and I think OK, one more chapter
and Im sure Ill see what all the hype is about.
Another chapter passes, I learn a little more and dislike her more
than that. I considered the fact that the reviews are all friends
of hers and perhaps, among themselves in the privacy of thier own
homes, they likewise roll thier eyes but for the paycheque and for
Anne, they will toss a few good words her way. Ive read somewhere
that writers themselves are just characters, I just hate what she
portrays of herself.
In the end it doesnt really matter how much I dislike this character
Anne Fadiman. I would be willing to lay money on the fact that of
all the books that I have ever read I probably wouldnt get along
with ninety percent of the authors that penned them. Of course, It
doesnt make those books any less great. Sadly, it does hurt
Ex Libris.
The
Dead Father by Donald
Barthelme. The Dead Fathers head. The main thing is,
his eyes are open. Staring up into the sky. The eyes a two-valued
blue, the blues of the Gitanes cigarette pack. The head never moves.
Decades of staring. The brow is noble, good Christ, what else? Broad
and noble. And serene, of course, he's dead, what else if not serene?
From the tip of his finely shaped delicately nostriled nose to the
ground, fall of five and one half meters, figure obtained by triangulation.
The hair is gray but a young gray. Full, almost to the shoulder, it
is possible to admire the hair for a long time, many do, on a Sunday
or other holiday or in those sandwich hours neatly placed between
fattish slices of work. Jawline compares favorably to a rock formation.
Imposing, rugged, all that. The great jaw contains thirty-two teeth,
twenty-eight of the whiteness of standard bathroom fixtures and four
stained, the latter a consequence of addiction to tobacco, according
to legend, this beige quartet to be found in the center of the lower
jaw. He is not perfect, thank God for that. The full red lips drawn
back in a slight rictus, slight but not unpleasant rictus, disclosing
a bit of mackerel salad, lodged between two of the stained four. We
think it's mackerel salad. It appears to be mackerel salad. In the
sagas, it is mackerel salad. -
taken from the opening sequence of the book
Men
in the Off Hours by Anne
Carson. Anne Carson has been acclaimed
by her peers as the most imaginative poet writing today. In a recent
profile, The New York Times Magazine paid tribute to her amazing ability
to combine the classical and the modern, the mundane and the surreal,
in a body of work that is sure to endure.
In Men in the Off Hours, Carson offers further proof of her
tantalizing gifts. Reinventing figures as diverse as Oedipus, Emily
Dickinson, and Audubon, Carson sets up startling juxtapositions: Lazarus
among video paraphernalia, Virginia Woolf and Thucydides discussing
war, Edward Hopper paintings illuminated by St. Augustine. And in
a final prose poem, she meditates movingly on the recent death of
her mother. With its quiet, acute spirituality and its fearless wit
and sensuality, Men in the Off Hours shows us a fiercely individual
poet at her best. -
taken from here.
I am getting to the point in my reading that at this point in my reading
life Anee Carson may well be one of my favourite (if not favourite)
writers. Her lines are incandescent. I have read some reviews of her
where a critic throws a target with a badly rendered drawing
of Ms Carson on it and begins taking shots. The disparity between
views makes it clear to me that she difficult to classify. All I can
say is, as with other works of hers that Ive read, I find myself
completely drawn into the reality she creates. I believe Ill
search out her Plainwater
next.
Read excerpts of some of her work here Read an excerpt of Men in the Off Hours here Read another excerpt of Men in the Off Hours here Read a short interview with Carson here Final
Girl byDaphne
Gottlieb. Titled for the last girld
left alive in the classic horror movie, Final Girl traces the history
of the history of the archetypal lone survivor and her counterpart,
the femme fatale.
Sexy and tart, dark and comic, low-down and high-hearted, in poems
such as Slash, Vamp, Bride of the Reanimator,
Night of the Living Dead, and The Babysitter,
Gottlieb identifies and articulates the desires, fears, and traumas
out of which pop culture is made -- and then feeds pop culture back
to itself. Though the slasher flick is central, Gottlieb also spins
resonances from sources as varied as early American captivity narratives,
queer and feminist film theory, and the intimate pain of her own mothers
death. Via her universal Final Girl and through such iconic American
figures as Mary Rowlandson and Patty Hearst, Gottlieb explores the
ways in which were betrayed by our cultural assumptions and
fantasies about abduction gender, literature, pleasure, and transgression.
In Final Girl, Gottlieb emerges as the survivor, but the reader also
comes away with the sense that her words are spoken not by Gottlieb
alone, but by an insistent and inclusive feminine chorus.
This
Day In History will be on hiatus for a couple of
months due to renovations - Sorry for any inconvenience
this may (but most likely wont) cause - Paul
You
Gotta Have Rhythm
Current
sounds! The
Hospitals self-titled album has been enjoying regular airplay
around the Common for a couple of months now. Drummer/vocalist Adam
Stonehouse delivers his art at an evergy level rarely seen since the
first atomic tests at Alamogordo and John Dwyer (Pink and Brown, OCS,
Coachwhips) is a force equally as devastating. This album is a must
as is seeing them live. Sample tracks from the album are available
here
and here.
Pärson
Sound. This is a previously unreleased 2 CD collection
by the band that eventually became International Harvester and then
Träd, Gräs och Stenar.
At this point though they were experimenting with the influences of
minimalist composer Terry Riley, who at the time was inventing a musical
aesthetic founded on repetition, and pop-art guru Andy Warhol, who,
at the time, was experimenting with the droning music of the Velvet
Underground. Check out more on this band here.
(Thanks to Andy for tuning me in)
OCS's
first release of 2 discs of home recorded genius. OCS is John Dwyer
at his most internal. This is a wonderful journey of sound, one that
deepens the Dwyer story. His library is not all throbbing, head-bobbing,
cob-slobbering rock and roll. This is intelligent, expansive. Mixing
beautifully controlled guitaring (reminiscent of the early greats
Weaver & Beasley, Robert Johnson, Petway), field recordings from
home, and sound experiments creating a wonderful aural tapestry.
Splash
From The Past So you can check out what has gone before I've finally added
a Splash Page Archive. When ever add a new cover I'll be sure to archive
the old image.
What I Want to Be When I Grow Up
I've put together a new page to explore job options from a my inner
child's point of view. Each month I'll add one or two new 'positions.'
Painting is not dead. Critics have been trying to half-mast
the flag on the plastic arts for a while now. Why is this? Let's go
back. Once artists stopped working for the church and began exploring
their own themes it's been a pluralist art society.
Kazaa
& Napster. Hello, my name is Proprietor, I like the music.
There I've admitted it. I'm not a music geek or anything like that.
Not that there's anything wrong with being a music geek. I just like
having music play while I work. Silence is un-natural.
Pornmalion: The Re-education of an Eliza Doolittle
Is Natacha Merritt's Digital Diaries,
as Benedikt Taschen and Eric Kroll would have us believe, "something
from the new century?
When I began to read all the articles written about her, all the interviews,
and the book itself; I started to wonder if she was what they claimed.
The
Correct Steps to a Sane and Orderly World
A Barthelme-esque story avoiding the theories of Confucius and exploring
the imagination as a medium of escape, stress-relief, hunger-suppressant,
and various other uses.
Sipton
Groat's Measure of Tulse Luper in 92 Unrelated Entries
An elaborate mixed list of weird facts and fiction with many subreferences
to Tulse Luper and the writings of Peter Greenaway. The work studies
Sipton Groat, analyzing his life in a series of entries documenting
his desperate attempt to tie himself in some way with Tulse Luper.
It's
Interesting Because It's True
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What
Will You Make?
Andrew
Lipsons LEGO® Page. There is something fascinating
about the reproduction of works
of a mad genius (M.C.
Escher) in Lego®
bricks. Lipsons site is well-worth a long visit.
I definately wouldnt have the patience to do this
but I sure like looking at it covered with the sweat of
others. Thanks to Rob for this link.
Other
Peoples Stories. Every story on OPS is
a story a contributor heard from someone else. These stories
have been overheard and misheard, told and re-told and
sometimes refined over time. They do not shy from hearsay,
gossip, myth or guys we knew in high school. OPS is dedicated
to the time-honored tradition of stealing other peoples
material and we therefore recognize our debt to those
from whom weve stolen and acknowledge that these
stories do not belong to us. New stories are added
every Tuesday and it is definately worth the visit.
Exploding
Dog. Hi
my name is Sam, I draw pictures, from your titles. send
me a title, or any thing else you want to talk to me about
to.From
this opening you don't know what you're going to get.
We've all been jerked around by too many websites doing
horrible gags horribly. Thank goodness Sam doesn't let
us down. His translations of people's submitted titles
are brilliant and at times hilarious. Check out this site.
Crap
Trap
One
word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president,
and that one word is 'to be prepared.'
- Dan Quayle
You
mean, like a book?
- Justin Timberlake upon being asked what he had read
in the last year that he admired I
only wear these crop tops because other clothes would
make me sweat when I dance.
- Britney Spears
Verbosity
leads to unclear, inarticulate things.
- George W. Bush
Traditionally,
most of Australia's imports come from overseas.