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• If you found some good and stupid quotes for the end square - email it here! [be sure to list who said it and please make sure it's real]
• If you have an idea for a humourous fake advertisement for me to do for the site, email me here!
• If you found some good and stupid pictures for the miscellaneous section please email the URL (not the actual image) of it here!
• If you have a general trivia question about anything email it here!
• I'm hoping to start a cliché letters to the editor section. If you want to send a cliché letter, email me here!
• So how did you came, did you drove or did you flew? Email me here!