Paul's Career Opportunities (what I want to be when I grow up)
This is something I came up with a while ago while playing around in Photoshop. When you were young what did you want to be when you grew up? Well, using Photoshop and found images on the net I decided to become what I always wanted. I will add to this periodically.

Mammoth Hall Common Splash Archive
Missed that absolutely brilliant splash page from last month, the one that everyone is discussing around the water cooler? Fear not, I have them archived here for just such an emergency.

Painting is not dead
Critics have been trying to half-mast the flag on the plastic arts for a while now. Why is this? Let's go back. Once artists stopped working for the church and began exploring their own themes it's been a pluralist art society.

Kazaa & Napster
Hello, my name is Proprietor, I like the music. There I've admitted it. I'm not a music geek or anything like that. Not that there's anything wrong with being a music geek. I just like having music play while I work. Silence is un-natural.

Pornmalion: The Re-education of an Eliza Doolittle
Is Natacha Merritt's Digital Diaries, as Benedikt Taschen and Eric Kroll would have us believe, "something from the new century?" When I began to read all the articles written about her, all the interviews, and the book itself; I started to wonder if she was what they claimed.

The Correct Steps to a Sane and Orderly World
A Barthelme-esque story avoiding the theories of Confuscious and exploring the imagination as a medium of escape, stress-relief, hunger-suppressant, and various other uses.

Sipton Groat's Measure of Tulse Luper in 92 Unrelated Entries
Something I wrote inspired by the amazing (but now defunct) petergreenaway.co.uk message boards. It's an elaborate mixed list of weird facts and fiction with many subreferences to Tulse Luper and the writings of Peter Greenaway. The work studies Sipton Groat, analyzing his life in a series of entries documenting his desperate attempt to tie himself in some way with Tulse Luper.