Fema To Make Katrina The Musical

Broadway - Fema has announced plans to co-produce a musical with acclaimed director Andrew Lloyd Webber. Starring Michael Brown as Brick Pollitt and C. Ray Nagin as Margaret "Maggie The Cat" Pollitt, it's due to hit the stage within six months. In an interview early today Brown admitted "I know it's in a little bad taste but Ray & I have to make some money while people still remember who we are, strike while the Iron is hot so to speak".

Andrew Lloyd "Face like a bag of hammers" Webber admitted: "I haven't produced a flop yet and I'm sure "You Ain't in Wonderland Any More Alice" will be a great success, "Cats on a Hot Tin Roof" however is still in the planning stages... Ray insisted on being Maggie The Cat, although I had cast J. Lo, he's rather strange that one, I called round the other day and he was in full costume with a feather duster in his hand, he offered no explanation and made a pass at me. Brown? well he's always late to rehearsal, once turning up on Sunday thinking it was Friday, so I'm rather worried about the whole thing to be quite honest.