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Trump's toupee takes a topple
Hollywood C. A. - At a star studded fund raiser for Katrina's homeless alligators at one of Hollywood’s top night spots, the longest kept lie in the business world was exposed.
As Mr. Trump entered the Gogo-a-Lolo club in West Hollywood a freak and violent burst of flatulence from his 68th wife managed to make him literally blow his top.
Bruce Willis, who was attending witnessed the whole event:
"Jez man she just let rip, it had to be her, you could see her skirt raise, somethin' had died man it was unreal; this fury blond rat just flies past my shoulder. Donald took it real well until Tom Hanks pointed a finger at him and started chanting "Mr. T." over and over again".
Artists
Impression of Donald with hair.
(yeah
we realize it looks fake, our graphics guy sucks, you just can't get
the staff, kids today you know).
Many onlookers remarked that "Mr. Trump was far more dashing bald" but nobody could console him "Mr. Trump started swearing and shouting at the crowd, he eventually just ran off crying into the night".
